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Tomorrow I will be doing a "sneaky stream". It will be early in the AM. I may or may not have the camera going. There will definitely be bed head.

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might be well and truly fuck over the web anything it's that normal now

That did the trick. I did some pushups and I feel more awake now.

But it's almost bedtime. I am really bad at this. 😂

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OK I took a nap today and I'm *still* tired, Maybe some pushups might do the trick.

I drank some coffee and somehow ended up more tired. Nap time I guess 🤔

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thinkin of maybe writing a browser extension that scans for pronouns in the compose menu in the ass

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Welp, so much for my optimism yesterday. Woke up this morning and *both* ears are now clogged up. Ear drops are not helping. This could take at least a few days to clear up again on its own. I can't even schedule an appointment right now either (I'm not stepping near a hospital unless it's something life-threatening).

This has, needless to say, put me in a real bad mood today.

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I use to joke that if I had nothing else to do for six months I might -- just might -- learn to play the ukulele. We'll see.

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No one told me that real life was going to turn out like one of the more forgettable episodes of Black Mirror

Oof, I accidentally placed an order for something I thought would be delivered today. Turned out the delivery date is for April 23, not March.

I don't think I will cancel it though. It's not that important and while I was sort of excited for it to arrive I can certainly live without it for a while longer.

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