Zalasur @zalasur@mastodon.technology

Simulation Game Sunday! Cities Skylines, maybe Rimworld or The SIms 4 later? https://www.twitch.tv/zalasur #Twitch

Ugh. Someone marketing page on Facebook appears to have hit the skis so he's reverted to talking about God.

Uuuuuugh.

Thanks to Mastodon I have seen more Thanos dongs on my timeline in the past year alone than I would have ever expected to see in my entire life.

It's been a while so I haven't checked, but have they made PHP PSR-2 compliant yet?

You can tell everything is hand-drawn at like 12 frames per second at times and the dialog is kind of stilted and corny, but the back and forth between the two warring sides has me binging this show.

So... I started watching Mobile Suit Gundam.

The original series, from 1981.

It's... kind of riveting. 🍿🍿🍿

I think the whole concept of social media "stories" is to make people's posts more interesting than they actually are.

"Becky just added to their story. See them before they disappear!"

*Click*

Oh, it's just a picture of last night's spaghetti. I feel I could have probably lived a full and enriching life had I not seen that before it disappeared.

An infinite number of monkeys typing at an infinite number of keyboards producing the works of node_modules would take the entire lifespan of the uni-- no wait they're already done.

XTREEEM ASMR*

*Sponsored by Monster Energy

I didn't have any extra snacks or sugary drinks yesterday and was pretty good for the entire day.

Today, I would literally kill for a Nestle Crunch bar. The snack attacks are real.

So Biden chose to focus on the infrastructure bill he worked so hard to get "bipartisan" support for at the expense of the voting rights bill (which failed due to the filibuster), and now it looks like the bipartisan bill is set to fail too.

Great job, everyone.

I need to come up with a good reason to buy another Raspberry Pi other than "I'd like to play around with Arch Linux"

*sentimental piano music*

"This is the checkers game where grandad and grandson will bond"

OK I don't know what this YouTube ad is about but I'm already ready to boycott it

So I decided I'm going to set a health-related goal for myself: I'm going to lose some weight. I'm not overly concerned about poundage exactly, but I've put on some padding in the belly area over the past decade or so (hello, middle age) and I kind of want to trim that back a little bit. If i can get under 200 lb in that process, even better.

It's going to require changes in diet and exercise habits, but that's fine. I'll probably put on muscle weight, and that's ok too. 😎

After all these years I finally own my own cribbage board