Shout out to all the students at St Thomas who cross the crosswalk as though they are impervious and immortal. Red light? Green light? It does not matter, for the laws of nature and man do not apply here, o mere mortal attempting to make a right turn in your vehicle.

**Zalasur** · Feb 06, 2019, 22:30

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**🍅 Craig** @smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz · Feb 06, 2019, 22:30

Feb 06, 2019, 22:30

🍅 Craig @smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz

Do you use tail -f ?
Love those annoying "are you watching" messages on Netflix?
Ever thought.. gee I wish I could combine both these things?

You wish has come true with tailflix!

https://github.com/walaura/tailflix

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**Zalasur** @zalasur@mastodon.technology · Feb 06, 2019, 20:27

**Zalasur** @zalasur@mastodon.technology · Feb 06, 2019, 20:27

Feb 06, 2019, 20:27

Zalasur @zalasur@mastodon.technology

Ugh, *anyone, not anytime 😓

**Zalasur** · Feb 06, 2019, 20:24

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**Jeff Alyanak** @jeffalyanak@social.rights.ninja · Feb 06, 2019, 20:24

Feb 06, 2019, 20:24

Jeff Alyanak @jeffalyanak@social.rights.ninja

RT @RussianMemesLtd@twitter.com

life hack: in order not to cry when you cut onion, do not get attached to it.

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**Zalasur** @zalasur@mastodon.technology · Feb 06, 2019, 20:24

**Zalasur** @zalasur@mastodon.technology · Feb 06, 2019, 20:24

Feb 06, 2019, 20:24

Zalasur @zalasur@mastodon.technology

Anytime have a good recommendation for a Mastodon client for the iPad? I looked around and there are a decent number of choices, but it's hard to decide just based on product description alone.

**Zalasur** @zalasur@mastodon.technology · Jan 25, 2019, 12:37

**Zalasur** @zalasur@mastodon.technology · Jan 25, 2019, 12:37

Jan 25, 2019, 12:37

Zalasur @zalasur@mastodon.technology

It is -9 F out today. Finally, the good stuff

**Zalasur** · Jan 10, 2019, 18:15

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**TEETHTEETHTEETH** @TeethTeethTeeth@mastodon.social · Jan 10, 2019, 18:15

Jan 10, 2019, 18:15

TEETHTEETHTEETH @TeethTeethTeeth@mastodon.social

This is God's truth

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**Zalasur** · Jan 10, 2019, 10:58

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**⛧⛧ Zoë Hexe ⛧⛧** @Zoe@witches.live · Jan 10, 2019, 10:58

Jan 10, 2019, 10:58

⛧⛧ Zoë Hexe ⛧⛧ @Zoe@witches.live

massaging my temples to prevent blood vessels in my eyes from popping because i glimpsed the featureless disc that zuckerberg calls a face for more than a single second

**Zalasur** · Jan 08, 2019, 13:27

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💿 @drifter@berries.space · Jan 08, 2019, 13:27

Jan 08, 2019, 13:27

💿 @drifter@berries.space

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**Zalasur** · Jan 04, 2019, 21:29

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**MK ⛄** @some_qualia@guillotines.masto.host · Jan 04, 2019, 21:29

Jan 04, 2019, 21:29

MK ⛄ @some_qualia@guillotines.masto.host

Someone online offered disco and the French Revolution as cautionary tales of what happens when you throw away every norm, and 1) I woulda gone with Salo, myself 2) I WANT DISCO AND THE FRENCH REVOLUTION OMG, WHEN DO WE START

**Zalasur** · Dec 28, 2018, 08:35

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**kɜ:ʳ** @chr@cybre.space · Dec 28, 2018, 08:35

Dec 28, 2018, 08:35

kɜ:ʳ @chr@cybre.space

apparently the 911 outage in the seattle area is due to centurylink having massive routing issues. wonderful.

**Zalasur** · Dec 26, 2018, 06:37

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**Eugen** @Gargron@mastodon.social · Dec 26, 2018, 06:37

Dec 26, 2018, 06:37

Eugen @Gargron@mastodon.social

Here's some YouTube channels I like that I could recommend:

Lindsay Ellis
Jenny Nicholson
Lex Croucher
Innuendo Studios
Lost in Vegas
Adam Neely
Primitive Technology
Shaun

**Zalasur** @zalasur@mastodon.technology · Dec 16, 2018, 17:38

**Zalasur** @zalasur@mastodon.technology · Dec 16, 2018, 17:38

Dec 16, 2018, 17:38

Zalasur @zalasur@mastodon.technology

My first gaming console from when I was a wee lad: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnavox_Odyssey%C2%B2

**Zalasur** · Dec 10, 2018, 20:31

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🌨 @adelheid@mastodon.technology · Dec 10, 2018, 20:31

Dec 10, 2018, 20:31

🌨 @adelheid@mastodon.technology

pretty happy to have found my little USB tree

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**Zalasur** · Dec 10, 2018, 20:22

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**M of Ragged Feathers** @signalstation@raggedfeathers.com · Dec 10, 2018, 20:22

Dec 10, 2018, 20:22

M of Ragged Feathers @signalstation@raggedfeathers.com

heck yeah I got "seasonal depression!"

Started
Entering
Anagrams...
Soon
Overwhelmed...
Now
All these
Letters

Dang!
Enduring
Pure
Regret
Eeeeeeeee
Stop!
Sorry!
I
Opologize!
Never again.

**Zalasur** · Dec 10, 2018, 15:52

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**Eugen** @Gargron@mastodon.social · Dec 10, 2018, 15:52

Dec 10, 2018, 15:52

Eugen @Gargron@mastodon.social

Killed all the bots

**Zalasur** @zalasur@mastodon.technology · Dec 09, 2018, 19:46

**Zalasur** @zalasur@mastodon.technology · Dec 09, 2018, 19:46

Dec 09, 2018, 19:46

Zalasur @zalasur@mastodon.technology

I saw a little yellow dot on my phone's screen. I thought at first it was a warning light or that something was wrong with my device. Then I realized it was my phone telling me it was sunny out today. The little yellow dot was the Sun.