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JUST IN:

BirdSite (aka Twitter) has added an algorithm to filter out 'Mastodon' from 'Trends' and even Timelines 😹💁‍♂️

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I have to go to work today. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu7uuuuuuuuuugh [1/?]

Coworker just replied: "nose_modules folder"

I tried to type "node.js" and autocorrect changed it to "nose.js" and honestly I like that one better. It *would* bring a while new meaning to "code smell" however

If life's troubles are getting you down, just remember to blame entropy. Not only are you not wrong to blame it for every problem that happens, you get to laugh in the face of the inevitable heat death of the Universe

He and I are almost the same age, but he looks about fifteen years older. Note to self: keep working out and stay off the liquor. 😅

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How much space will be freed up once Britain leaves the EU? 

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Okay, all the people who ask for ways of protecting your code from being viewed by others: nobody is going to look at your code unless they really, really have to. It's much easier to write code than to read it. It's very, very much easier to re-create your stupid scripts, but without the bugs you have in them, than to modify your unmaintainable pile of snippets you copy-pasted from Stack Overflow and changed until it ran without an immediate error. Or to fix the bugs in it.

Facebook, profanity 

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When an eyelash, evolved to protect your eye, falls INTO your eye? The greatest betrayal

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