The only thing missing is the dead blow hammer with a handle swaddled in electrical tape.
The absolute STUPIDEST thing Chicken of the Sea have done to their tuna cans is to put those moronic pull tabs on. This makes the resulting opening slightly smaller than my utensil I use to squeeze the water out.
And also, they made the edge of the can, where a can opener goes, slightly too tall to get the can open that way in one go, so I have to rock the can opener back and forth to get it open.
Maybe I should use P-38 can opener from an old C ration. :oP
>THE BEST TUNA JUST GOT BETTER
>I wanted to call you, but I have AT&T, so this seemed like a more reliable option.
When sending a message in a bottle is more reliable than AT&T or Verizon, despite having infrastructure like 900 Race Street in Philadelphia or 140 West Street in NYC Manhattan, and CHARGING MONEY like you're maintaining those facilities, you really have to wonder
You really have to wonder how much the "hookers and blow" line item is on their financial results each quarter.
It's worse than that: this smoke detector can tell when the backup battery door is OPEN, and also if a backup battery is installed. That last part isn't terrible, but just because I OPENED THE BACKUP BATTERY DOOR (to find out what kind of battery it was), it beeps every 30 seconds.
Turns out the battery's OK and I just needed to close the door all teh way. :oP
TIL that disk][ firmware (at least the 16-sector version) lets you load up to 16 sectors without writing a boot loader. Just put the number of sectors you want in the first byte on track 0, sector 0. The controller loads the sectors in physical order at $800. Some games actually depend on this!
If you need your disk to work with a Smartport or you need to move the head, all bets are off: you'll be writing a boot loader. ;o)
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