Subversive Soviet Squirrel @xmakina@mastodon.technology

Have you considered, ork shaman riding a giant vulture?

im losing it

Apparently, the reason the NHS contact tracing app fell over on my fairphone was because some e users got very concerned about their ~privacy~ so the solution that e came up with was to silently kill the app I was relying on.

My best friend has cancer and I thought I would get exposure notifications which is slightly more life and death than privacy fantasies of fossbros.

They ~silently~ disabled the entire covid thing. I am so livid. This was supposed to be better than google, but in this case they've showed way less sense and responsibility

(I'm going to at the companies involved rather than subtoot them:
@Fairphone @FairphoneCommunity @efoundation )

Yeah you could say Jesus was "based" and "pilled". He "based" his life on universal love and he s"pilled" his blood for your sins.

in tears thinking about ancient sippy cup

When a gang of space bullies realize that they're not going to out-smart the heroes they fall back on what they do best: Being a bunch of idiots.

#SuperSentai Carranger (1997)

i hate when i'm in a catholic church and they come around with the collection plate and i say, "you take crypto?", and they look at me like *i'm* the asshole

i'm looking at the so called great western civilization these lads say they're defending and all i see is no mask no vax gender reveal parties. like you could build a better civilization for $30 at marshalls

@lapis it turns out not to be true in any case. They’ll hold up to ~400 lbs and were designed to be recyclable, not to be fragile. They’re as sturdy as wooden ones.

The thing that’s going round is exaggerated clickbait.

https://apnews.com/article/ap-top-news-olympic-games-tokyo-sports-general-sports-226b432362e6056d0d0807afa76f9433

Why did they do the "Herstory" thing when "Her-itage" is *right there*?