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Oui Oui I am how you say? Le French Iron Man. I sell ze weapons to ze how you say? US Imperialists. Le Ultron he has taken ma baguette! Sacre bleu!

the best anti-homeless architecture is free houses

Apparently, the reason the NHS contact tracing app fell over on my fairphone was because some e users got very concerned about their ~privacy~ so the solution that e came up with was to silently kill the app I was relying on.

My best friend has cancer and I thought I would get exposure notifications which is slightly more life and death than privacy fantasies of fossbros.

They ~silently~ disabled the entire covid thing. I am so livid. This was supposed to be better than google, but in this case they've showed way less sense and responsibility

(I'm going to at the companies involved rather than subtoot them:
@Fairphone @FairphoneCommunity @efoundation )

I made a thing! It's a phone holder for your desk, it has a small hole in the bottom for your charging cable.It can comfortably hold an Pixel XL.

Asking for ยฃ15 but happy to take less, just cover postage, a couple of quid max (to the UK, bit more to go internationally)

I made a thing! It's a phone holder for your desk, it has a small hole in the bottom for your charging cable.It can comfortably hold an Pixel XL.

Asking for ยฃ15 but happy to take less, just cover postage, a couple of quid max (to the UK, bit more to go internationally)

Yeah you could say Jesus was "based" and "pilled". He "based" his life on universal love and he s"pilled" his blood for your sins.

When a gang of space bullies realize that they're not going to out-smart the heroes they fall back on what they do best: Being a bunch of idiots.

#SuperSentai Carranger (1997)

i hate when i'm in a catholic church and they come around with the collection plate and i say, "you take crypto?", and they look at me like *i'm* the asshole

i'm looking at the so called great western civilization these lads say they're defending and all i see is no mask no vax gender reveal parties. like you could build a better civilization for $30 at marshalls

@lapis it turns out not to be true in any case. Theyโ€™ll hold up to ~400 lbs and were designed to be recyclable, not to be fragile. Theyโ€™re as sturdy as wooden ones.

The thing thatโ€™s going round is exaggerated clickbait.

apnews.com/article/ap-top-news

Because a pair of headphones were unplugged, none of the audio was recorded after the first 5 minutes.

Computers!

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Rugged individualism is the biggest lie ever sold to Americans and is a scam to keep welfare costs and taxes low for the wealthy.

Don't be afraid to ask for help.

I have recorded my first ever video! Now to edit it it into something I actually like

Why did they do the "Herstory" thing when "Her-itage" is *right there*?

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