i will forever reference this tumblr textpost, it lives rent free in my head
yoda: take out the mincey geezer, you must
obi wan (played by Jason statham): i ain't gonna do that guv
yoda: taking the fucking mickey, are you?
jason wan: beg you pardon?
yoda: feisty little cunt, aren't ya?
obi statham: i ain't 'ere to suck your little green dick old man. now cut the mustard, cause im not havin my bangers and mash dry
I think I've got 1 social RSVP in the next month
scottish tories nazi dogwhistling
boosting this because this is not an exaggeration, the official Scottish Conservatives twitter account slipped a "1488" as a made-up statistic into one of their tweets. this isn't getting any coverage in the scottish or british press. at the very least, they've got some snivelling alt-right little shit on their social media team. the scottish election (for our devolved scottish parliament) is next week: https://twitter.com/ScotTories/status/1387045054393458695
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