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“Why do we have a space program when X is going on?”
Listen, the NASA budget is not a problem, DoD paid Lockheed Martin over $400 BILLION for the F-35, a fighter jet so bad they have to rig the field tests in its favor. That program started in 2001, so roughly $25 billion per year of existence. NASAs budget for 2020 was $22 Billion, and its average budget per year over its 63 years of existence was $19 billion. The ENTIRE APOLLO PROJECT cost, adjusted for inflation, $156 billion. Yeah, going to the moon cost us less than a shitty airplane. Amazon could buy multiple Apollo projects per year.

We have military contractors committing literal theft of our tax dollars, and you’re worried about NASA? What’s your next worry, the less than half a billion that goes to public television?

HATE when a wandering adventurer marauds through my forest and strikes me bodily with a greatsword, turning me instantly into a perfectly cooked joint of beef

[dust falling off my mummified body] I'm awake

not trans as in "I was born in the wrong body", trans as in "i will burn this world to the ground"

discussions around who gets to use what word masquerading as lgbt activism

@CornishRepublicanArmy in pokemon the Creator of Reality can be bodied by a suitably statted caterpillar

Age Poll!

Does Pan, the cgi weasel, think Paddington Bear is CGI or a Demon? If CGI, what does Pan think he is?

"Aftermath of the Winter Storm", Tom Gill, 2010. Waves crashed against the lighthouse during freezing weather and created these eerie ice formations. The rest of the album is just as strange and striking. (

@Taweret "I wish more billionaires were like Tony Stark."

"You mean sarcastic yet roguishly charming?"

"No, I mean... dead."

i think i’ve got my life into an unwinnable state. i think i’ve softlocked my existence

me: your honour, I couldn't have committed the murder, I was Posting at the deceased's time of death
my lawyer: your honour, this is true, at 23:27:03 on january 19th the defendant posted to godforsaken dot website "posting and murdering lmao #multitasking". wait, shit,

Age poll pt. 2! Again, this may not apply to you (refer to previous toot if it doesn't).

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Hello all! In the interest of finding out how the Fedi skews, I want to run another age poll. Please pick the decade that you fall in (there are two polls; if you don't belong in the first, you may belong in the second).

Boosts welcome and encouraged!

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