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crying thinking of spider socks, socks for spiders.

wrapping my dick and balls in velcro so that if they swing too errantly i can simply catch them using one of these

no i didnt say i was 'on line' i said i was 'in an abandoned mine'. please help.

[me, with a lil birdcage and some bird treats] omw to steal herman

look at this absolute angel. she loves laying on my lap or as close to me as possible but she doesn’t like a lot of other ppl they scare her. she had lots of bad experience with humans before i liberated her from my family

this concept destroyed my world makes sense that this keeps happening

@xmakina the amazing thing is I looked it up in the OED before I tooted, and they only list the sandwich and a historical Indian

@xmakina I just need to know if that amiga game really came with a free sandwich

@xmakina Literally had this design on a t-shirt i won as a kid for writing why i loved the hero turtles in 30 words or less.

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Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either!

We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and follow the Toot Café list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface, Brian!, and Daniel Glus as moderators.

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