Covid spam guy 

I've never deleted and redrafted a toot to fix a typo. such behavior is shameful. if I have a typo it's not my fault for not catching it, it's English's fault for not having that sequence of letters be correct

think about what kind of magnatism i could have if i got my tits done and stopped saying things like "a mans pubes is the eyes to his soul". think of it.

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sorry everyone. the st diarrhea's day parade has been cancelled due to diarrhea

Americans accusing China for being unhygienic is just one drop in the bucket of white projection.

Middle Age and Renaissance Europe is so notorious today for monthly bathing that even the cartoon series "Pinky & the Brain" satirized it in the episode, "Robin Brain".

Quote from Robin Hood, "Everyone knows that soup and water is a deadly combination!" :blobjoy:

UK Pol, coronavirus 

It's my birthday! Can I get some boosts so my brain might let me have some of the happy chemicals?

Vice dot com (a website that sends data back to Google, Facebook, and Segment, even if you don't have a Facebook account) reports that the Zoom iOS app sends data to Facebook even if you don’t have a Facebook account

The way Lou Kang goes from angry to slightly regretful as he puts his foot through Reptile and realises his feet are going to stink for the rest of the movie

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Reptiles attack where he just flails like he did in his original form

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I swear you never hear it on the first viewing where some random voice just says "Reptile"

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The latter third really suffers from making Sonya a damsel. We saw her snap a man's neck with her legs, she's not a damsel and it's a weak conceit

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"I have a plan" sounds so much better than "I'm going to punch him in the nadgers"

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I do love the Cage Goro fight, such a great way to close out Cage's arc

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Cage being all "get out" while he can see Goro holding Art by the hands just feels a bit mean tbh

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