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Hey friendos! Want to quit Facebook as well? I run a hubzilla instance and you're very welcome to have a look around. is open to all left leaning folks of all identities. I'm there, feel free to ask any questions, I know initially it can be a bit much of an interface and not enough content, but I'm hoping enough of you good people will come join up for writing longer shitposts and photo sharing perhaps???

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Howdy! Trans women are women, trans men are men, non binary people exist and their pronouns are to be respected, even if you don't like the person.

If you don't agree, please don't follow me

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I'm in my 30's and a communist, with a lean towards Full Automation and Intersectionality.

I did a test a long time ago that called my social media style "curator" and I think that's accurate. I won't often post my own thoughts, choosing instead to boost the words of others. Boosts are definitely endorsements.

I'm cis, white, male, a uni drop-out, and a software developer both by trade and hobby. I also play a lot of video games in my spare time.

be warned, if you do a 'reply to this and..' toot you can bet your ass horrowfide will find it and boost it again six monrhs later.

Just had to block this guy for being a complete creep no matter how many times I asked him to stop. Saying I was always on his mind and that he wanted me - I've never spoken to him!

Stay safe everyone x

This is why I use the mastodon app on my personal computer!! Better for your back!! 😂

What operating systems do you use?

i'm learning about javascript toolchains and frankly the word "transpile" should mean something a lot more fun and gay

Hieronymus Bosch is like Where's Waldo for butts with knives sticking out of them

i dont need to play red dead redemtion 2, because the world wide web is my wild west. and my google search bar is my horse. and my mouse is a stick that i poke stuff with

Ec, hellsite, "OK Boomer," AARP 

You’ve heard of fingerless gloves now get ready for: gloveless fingers

Just remember folks. If you are on #UniversalCredit #Welfare in the #UK

You can get lots of free shit like free dental care, no prescription charges, money off glasses and contact lenses, wigs etc

There might more stuff. This article in the Sun (I'd spit on it if it wasn't my own monitor) says you can get some sort of railcard. Not sure on that one?

Pls boost if ur adjacent to UK folks :boost_ok:

"man, windows sucks! I wish there was an alternative"

*a man in a graphic t-shirt and large frame glasses spins around in a office chair*

"por que no los FOSS? with Linux, you can have a free open source alternative to micro$hill winblow$"

for fuck's sake, the Siamese cats in Lady and the Tramp had fucking buck teeth. we decry Breakfast at Tiffany's for being horribly, horribly racist, but we conveniently forget about Disney because it's part of Beloved Childhood Memories.

spoiler alert: they're only "beloved childhood memories" if you're white. swear to glob, I grew up knowing that I was never gonna be a Disney princess and I HATED those movies because of it.


7am: wake up, feel manly

7:30: manscape

8:00: menfast

9:00: time for brotest

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