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Hey friendos! Want to quit Facebook as well? I run a hubzilla instance and you're very welcome to have a look around.

hq.teamrocket.space is open to all left leaning folks of all identities. I'm xmakina@hq.teamrocket.space there, feel free to ask any questions, I know initially it can be a bit much of an interface and not enough content, but I'm hoping enough of you good people will come join up for writing longer shitposts and photo sharing perhaps???

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Howdy! Trans women are women, trans men are men, non binary people exist and their pronouns are to be respected, even if you don't like the person.

If you don't agree, please don't follow me

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I'm in my 30's and a communist, with a lean towards Full Automation and Intersectionality.

I did a test a long time ago that called my social media style "curator" and I think that's accurate. I won't often post my own thoughts, choosing instead to boost the words of others. Boosts are definitely endorsements.

I'm cis, white, male, a uni drop-out, and a software developer both by trade and hobby. I also play a lot of video games in my spare time.

hard to swallow pills Show more

religious take Show more

#mastoAdmin #keybase #bullshit

Contrary to their documentation, Keybase does not ask for the consent of the admins of a Mastodon-software instance before adding our instance as a "partner".

Since they are liars, I am blocking the endpoint they use to confirm our users. (/.well-known/keybase-proof-config)

We are also *extremely* concerned about their "What's Next", and do not consent to these tech-bro experiments.

keybase.io/blog/keybase-proofs

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It's international bat appreciation day today

✨❤️ 🦇 ❤️ ✨

gamers shouldn’t have any opinions on anything until they can figure out the difference between publishers and developers when they’re complaining about publisher choices

when people say they want to hear it "from the horse's mouth", they are saying they won't believe it until a horse says it to them. and that's foolish

I got a new fridge. It's all hooked up, and this morning it sent me an email complaining that its ice cubes were sticking together. The future is here.

Every dude who thinks he's apart of the master race dresses like this

everybody please ignore the arm protruding from the free calendar some stationary company sent us

my neighbor is getting a shipment of new bees. noobies! She said they are sleepy at first, but when they wake up, they immediately start sending out nectar scouts. :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2: :bee2:

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Walking up to people you don't know that well and asking about their genitals is rude, thank you for coming to my ted talk.

me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.

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Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either!

We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and follow the Toot Café list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface, Brian!, and Daniel Glus as moderators.

Hosting costs are largely covered by our generous supporters on Patreon – thanks for all the help!