Subversive Soviet Squirrel @xmakina@mastodon.technology

@Duende @ape

the only sun front page i ever liked.

@tsturm @readsteven This meme:

For as much as I oppose what counts as "gun control" under the current body politic there are definitely a ton of people out there who shouldn't have spoons that aren't coated in that rubber stuff for babies, much less guns.

fucking disgusted that porn is allowed on the #ass and #wife tags. don't they know there's #mastodev for that

if anyone’s gonna ask me what mastodon is i’m just gonna show them this picture

i dip my #ballsack carefully into the simmering soup

its like a bayleaf. you put it in to infuse with flavor and then fish it out before serving the soup.

in britain when we say bog we usually mean the shitter and i think that's beautiful

@radicalrobit My browsing experience has changed dramatically since deploying Pi Hole on my network. The majority of sites I go to load much more quickly and there are huge gaps with nothing in them where ads use to intrude. It's wild how deeply invasive ads are now and how removing them enhances the overall browsing experience.

[my ass] ——— ain’t ——— [my balls]
| \ / |
| is are |
| \ / |
ain't [my moneymaker] ain’t
| / \ |
| is are |
| / \ |
[my dick] ——— ain't ——— [my thighs]

lmao this is a map for all the requests that get filled when you go to theverge.com. The large yellow ball in the center right? That's The Verge. Literally everything else is what the site connects to to track you and serve you ads.

I always knew they were one of the worst offenders around based on the comparison of the load times between adblocker on and adblocker off but this is still fucking ridiculous.

Not playing videogames anymore because any time I ask for advice I get told to join the fucking discord. I will not join the discord. I will never join the discord. Put your knowledge base on something more accessible than a third party messaging app that could disappear at any moment you walking pairs of clown shoes

We were promised flying cars instead we got fake fireplaces that need to be rebooted twice a week

declaring my fursona as the duolingo owl and instantly having the strongest top energy of anyone on this website

i told you about capital
i warned you bro

Hi I'm cute and I pass quite well. Which my brain feels very conflicted about because I never thought I could be a girl for my whole life.

I like it a lot though. A bunch of people are even starting to say I look cis.

Selfie, ec, boosts and compliments++

every once in a while I think about this billboard prominently placed on the NJ side of the George Washington Bridge

return of the #trainbys please ignore the shaving cut on my chin lmao #TransOnTrains
[selfies, eye contact, boost+]

I've downloaded everything from Astronomy Picture of the Day #APOD from the start date to the end of 2019 and put it in a torrent.

If you want a load of background pictures, please seed it once you've got a copy.

Please boost and share

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