Subversive Soviet Squirrel @xmakina@mastodon.technology

To paraphrase a comrade of mine: If your socialism isn't internationalist, you're just a different flavor of racist/xenophobic.

The reason conservatives invented the phrase "judeo christian" is so they could talk about Abrahamic faiths and still exclude Muslims

my flock has returned

#mastoAdmin #keybase #bullshit

Contrary to their documentation, Keybase does not ask for the consent of the admins of a Mastodon-software instance before adding our instance as a "partner".

Since they are liars, I am blocking the endpoint they use to confirm our users. (/.well-known/keybase-proof-config)

We are also *extremely* concerned about their "What's Next", and do not consent to these tech-bro experiments.

https://keybase.io/blog/keybase-proofs-for-mastodon-and-everyone

I've found another one of those modern paradoxes. There's seemingly endless information available but i'm so fucking bored. And doing stuff the slow, hands on way helps with that. Like bread. I could buy bread and that's that, i could buy flour and yeast and spend a couple hours baking bread. Or i can buy wheat and grind it into flour, feed my sourdough starter, knead the dough, and have bread at the end of an almost 24 hour process. Of course i do other things while waiting for the bread to rise, or the beans to soak, or whatever else, but it took something for me to do that, and it took more thinking. And that translates to less hours spent aimlessly refreshing social media because i've consumed all relevant content on the entire internet. (i'm picking up more wheat today, which is probably why i'm thinking about bread specifically for this)

It's international bat appreciation day today

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gamers shouldn’t have any opinions on anything until they can figure out the difference between publishers and developers when they’re complaining about publisher choices

@tobinalex horses cant even talk. ridiculous.

when people say they want to hear it "from the horse's mouth", they are saying they won't believe it until a horse says it to them. and that's foolish

What are you buying stranger?

Look, fridge, I got a lot to do today, ok

I got a new fridge. It's all hooked up, and this morning it sent me an email complaining that its ice cubes were sticking together. The future is here.

Every dude who thinks he's apart of the master race dresses like this

congrats gen z on your first kill! us millenials are proud :-)

everybody please ignore the arm protruding from the free calendar some stationary company sent us

my neighbor is getting a shipment of new bees. noobies! She said they are sleepy at first, but when they wake up, they immediately start sending out nectar scouts.

gentle reminder that seeing notre dame burn brings up emotions about colonialist rule, and the role the church has played in conquest and subjugation. there's no shortage of nationalist pride and churchy things happening today, i'm sure; it's not just "beautiful building, symbolizing things, so sad".

so the "make room for people who care" stuff isn't necessarily being sensitive to what people are saying, because it's a reminder of distinctly not being cared about, not just personally, but collectively.

what you feel is what you feel, i'm not saying "no, don't be sad". just that it's kind of (tbh) white-centric to hone in on that to the exclusion of other sentiments and points of view.

Freyja's doing what's probably best on this rainy afternoon. #Cats #MastoCats #PartManxFreyja

Walking up to people you don't know that well and asking about their genitals is rude, thank you for coming to my ted talk.

me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.