Subversive Soviet Squirrel @xmakina@mastodon.technology

getting a knuckle tattoo that says "MY DICK SMELLS PERFECTLY NORMAL"

One of the babs ❤ #birbposting

if you google "meetup group for nerds who nevertheless hate board games and just want to socialise normally" you get a load of board game meet up groups

a MMORPG with guilds but all they do is allow players demand better wages and rewards from quests & grinding

Making all the straight people I know uncomfortable by couching every mention of a straight person with "I mean, I'm not heterophobic or anything, but"

https://www.youtube.com/c/CuteBridge/live

streaming rn n just chilling. this is the perm stream address that way you;re not sent back to vods

through the power of not jerking it, the denizens of Antihorntposting have accessed a realm of pure energy. they are immediately using this to spew globes of white-hot energy over all that offends them. sector administrator Rk'Tkrx Youngquist has advised "nobody read anything into this."

If you like to always follow people back when they follow you... well, I don't think that's a great idea.

Do those people always post about the same things you do? Do those people even post in languages you can understand?

I don't think that should feel like an obligation at all, but hey, if you are ok with that, you do you.

However. Following someone and /then/ asking for a follow back?

Especially when you are a new account and the only information I have is that what you are/post has nothing to do with what I am/post about?

Why would I be interested in this arrangement? I have a locked account on an instance with no follow/follower counts.

Nazis are against freedom of speech. If they have the power, they will take it away. Their opinion is not just a different opinion, it's an intolerant and an intolerable opinion.

In fighting against nazis and not giving them space we do more for freedom of speech than all those freeze peach goblins.

Thank you #Tusky!

"Thanks, I didn't ask" continues to be one of the most powerful sentences I've found that I can utter

The cat stepped on my face, walked across me, and stepped on the dog's face. Some people have to pay for this kind of complete disregard.

this thing. i am doing it all night long. THWAP THWAP TWAP at 1, 2, 3 o clock in the morning. I’m sobbing the whole time

i am a gamer. it is my biggest and most embarrassing flaw. i spend all night doing that crossfit thing where you wiggle the heavy ropes to atone for it

IT'S CALLED THE MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS, SUSAN ·

Krill-Eating Whale Too Fucking Cowardly To Prey On Something Its Own Size https://local.theonion.com/krill-eating-whale-too-fucking-cowardly-to-prey-on-some-1835567377 #vol55issue25 #animals #nature #news

to which i'd add: show me someone who enjoyed high school and i'll show you a former high school bully