I would love some more disability themed emojis because if I use ♿ that suggests I'm a wheelchair user. I want walking sticks, I want crutches. I want both of these things without them being attached to pictures of elderly people.
Falling asleep and remember that the first week of my first development job I had to tape my trainer up with sellotape because it fell apart in the office because I couldn't afford new shoes. I was so fucking embarrassed.