Guard 1: Halt traveler! You must answer our riddle!
Guard 2: Here we go again...
Guard 1: One of us only tells the truth, and the other only tells LIES!
Guard 2: Jesus christ, I said I was sorry!
@unlofl i don't believe guard 2, sounds like a liar if you ask me
@unlofl "how did you get in here? guards. guards!!"
"quiet, they're hugging it out"
@unlofl life would truly be a lot more interesting if guards did this