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In an effort to bring peace to the fediverse, I'd just like to say that I prefer vim, even though I've never learned emacs.

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*boosting stuff by dropping bits of sandwich on my phone and fumbling to wipe them off*

the boy and the girl in avril lavignes skater boy?

theyre the same person

I just hooked up with this girland she asked me to grab her chapstick and I noticed it was burts bees and all I could think about was that time people here said burt fucks the bees and then without thinking i said "hey did you know burt fucks the bees?" please help

reasonable policy proposal 

The freedom open-source software gives you may be priceless, but that doesn't mean you can't support developers nor should you take their work for granted.

Support your favorite open-source projects and their developers! Give them a chance to become self-sustainable! Lots of small contributions can make all the difference!

Do it, become part of the greater common good. It's not everyday you get to participate in a revolution! 馃槃

(No, I won't get tired of repeating this message. It's important)

Ok, now watching YouTube via my new 24 port Cisco switch! This. Is. Technology.

Can't believe Joe Biden's dentures fell out, grew arms and dragged themselves across the debate stage screaming

@tom To the tune of "badgers": "postgres postgres postgres postgres"

the terms "landlord" and "landlady" enforce the gender binary. to be more inclusive, you should use gender-neutral terms instead. like "leech," or "parasitic scum." or "human dartboard"

similarly, "policeman" and "policewoman" are unnecessarily gendered -- just say "pig," or "willing tool of the fascist police state"

Whats a good way to test out a new PC build that's going to be used as... OH GOD OH FUCK! HIT THE DECK!

Still nothing on their support of #Gab.... From our Twitter account. If you have one, do go there and retweet. #IsolateGab

Why call it spooning when you can call it 99ing

there are too many people on the fediverse (really just the internet in general) who are convinced that they're like the death note man playing 12 dimensional chess to expose hypocrites and other bad actors when in reality they are simply incompetent and fucking things up

oh, you think ur smol bean?! watch this! *UwUs so hard i collapse like a tiny neutron star*

Dear @gitlab, after reading this, I am ashamed to be using your product:

gitlab.com/gitlab-com/www-gitl

We will stop using it as soon as we can manage to and I will stop recommending you to others. Unlike you, we don鈥檛 associate with folks incompatible with our values.

Shame on you.

#gitlab

iptables -A INPUT -p tcp --dport 22 -j ACCEPT
iptables -P INPUT YEET

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