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(solemnly, and as part of a crowd speaking in unison) ligma balls

Doing two things at once makes me about 25% efficient at both of them... :angy:

Meeting with a vendor to say I want them inside my secure boundary UwU

If I hosted a cooking show:
"Lets get our ingredients out. Put the kitty on the floor, and we can prepare the marinade. Put the kitty on the floor, make sure its mixed together until smooth without any clumps, put the kitty on the floor, and preheat the oven to 350F. Then, once you've put the kitty on the floor..."

@witchfynder_finder the real story of course is that one day alfred caught bruce drawing pictures of his fursona and bruce unwillingly to admit he was a furry, muttered something on the fly about being a vigilante, things got out of hand and the next thing he knew he had a batcave and an armored car

Devops wisdom: Linux is the worst operating system, except for all the others.

let me just recap what happened AFTER policy changes and everyone quitting, which is enough of a fucking red flag

- changes policy to allow hate speech
- adds anonymous chats to prevent the rise of "cancel culture"
- "make freenode great again"
- manually takes over channels abandoned for reasons of moving
- creates a fucking BOT to automatically kill channels that talk about moving to libera or OFTC
- ...ergo destroying channels that are over 20 years old
- adds a free bouncer service and an anonymous BBS service to try and draw users back in
- removes support for IRCCloud, the most popular IRC client currently used
- NickServ breaks and user passwords get leaked because they're sent in plaintext
- decides to NUKE THE ENTIRE NETWORK to switch to a different IRCd

"why are people leaving? freenode IS irc!! freenode IS foss!! im not owned!! im not owned!!!!!"

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Also, there was a large bird shit in the middle of the window where my cat frequently sits... how? did some crow pull off an impressive bombing maneuver just to taunt/shit at my cat? Impressed now that I think about it.

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They're pressure washing my building
Cat is writing a strongly worded letter to management from under the sink

Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕

#MastoArt #CreativeToot #Lineart

"Yeah, just a quick clarification, in this context, is that referring to peanut butter or petabytes?"

No wonder why Catholics depict Jesus as white. To them, he's always been a cracker.

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The higher stoners or prime numbers get, the more spaced out they are.

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Why do tarot card readers and crystal ball readers get upset when you lump them together?
Because they're different mediums.

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