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@bryceyoungquist @healyn Listen, i'm as flat earth as they come, but this asshole @bryceyoungquist is full of shit
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Mastodon has two main buttons or actions to quickly respond to toots, the "I'm glad you posted this" button and the "I wish I posted this" button.
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Whats a good way to test out a new PC build that's going to be used as... OH GOD OH FUCK! HIT THE DECK!
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Big titty furry xxx
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satire needs a clarity of purpose, much like how i drink so much seltzer my piss is clear
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eset;clear;x=$[COLUMNS/2];y=$LINES;u=0;v=-1;while :;do read -sr -t0.02 -n3 d; case "${d:2:1}" in A) v=-1;u=0;;B)v=1;u=0;;C) v=0;u=1;;D) v=0;u=-1;;esac;s=$x;t=$y;x=$[x+u];y=$[y+v];printf "\033[%s;%sH\033[46m \033[0m\033[%s;%sH\033[44m \033[0m\033[0;0H" $y $x $t $s;sleep .01;done # Run a Tron lightcycle in your terminal.
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depending on how you look at the numbers, wealth inequality in the US today is worse than in revolutionary France
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@RobinHood [gleefully turning the dial all the way to KILL THE BABY, looking back at the audience for approval]
[Audience mutters]
"Uh very good, none of you fell for my trap"
Also... why not just "Fishfighter"? Sounds bad ass, and literally what they do, battle and kill fish to survive.
"Garbagefighter" is pretty cool, fighting for sanitation of the community, rooting out liter, etc.
Fuckin... Nifty! Raspberry pi 4, free TV from old roommates, wireless kb/m doohickey, scotch.
I'm impressed how simple these are to work with. Easiest PC build ever, literally just pop it into the case!
Oh yeah, I need to fix the server that actually holds stuff to play on here...
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leftist theory is when i post stuff like "dogs are statists and cats are anarchists"
Yeah, this one just handles sustained data transfer at ~1.5MB/s and doesn't show up in my kernel log? Nice.
TFW you're struggling with a project, and realize you've been trying 3-4 different micro sd cards that were all bad.
Guess I'll stop blaming my laptop for crashing while trying to write one of them and then switching systems in frustration.
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i think many of you confuse solving conflict with pretending it doesn't exist
"Federal agent feels like he ‘never really came back’ from Portland"
https://www.duffelblog.com/2020/08/federal-agent-feels-like-he-never-really-came-back-from-portland/
And its duffelblog, so this is vets talking shit about the feds in portland? lmao
Ok, if I start a new super-awesome super-exclusive mastodon instance, who is cool enough I should let them in and why?
Serious inquiries only 
