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@bryceyoungquist @healyn Listen, i'm as flat earth as they come, but this asshole @bryceyoungquist is full of shit

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Mastodon has two main buttons or actions to quickly respond to toots, the "I'm glad you posted this" button and the "I wish I posted this" button.

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Whats a good way to test out a new PC build that's going to be used as... OH GOD OH FUCK! HIT THE DECK!

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Why through several osx apps to stream dlna/upnp music from my work computer, which were all bad.

Oh, vlc does this, duh. Thanks vlc :vlc:

Found that old iidx gold album featuring dj taka. Gentlemen, this is sysops music, auditory caffeine, I am typing in convoluted 16th note rhythms, you never fully recover from playing iidx.

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On a plane with no seatbelts. All the staff here have shitty bleach jobs. Guess I'm loosely in the sky with dyed blondes.

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my buddy brought some guy I'd never met to dinner. he was a real knob. he even wore a polo with a popped collar. while we were waiting for the first course, I made a joke and he nearly fell over laughing. it was a real amuse douche

Workers refilling the Earth’s core with molten lava during the Great Lava Shortage of 1912

There should be a term for pairs of words where is you try to type A but you're on the wrong keyboard layout, you get B.

Almost responded to a co-worker "disk" instead of "sure". He was asking about volumes on a server, so it would have been a hilariously vague and unhelpful response.

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Attaching a skirt to my laptop so when I run a build, it lifts up and slides off the desk like a little hovercraft.

alcohol 

*sees ad for help to quit drinking*

"You know, I do feel like a beer, now that you mention it."

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Have seen one other case where someone only sent id_rsa. My coworker told them to delete the keypair, generate a new one, and only send id_rsa.pub this time.

coworker then received id_rsa.pub... which he matched to the former id_rsa

"No, try again"

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It finally happened, on-boarding people to the new environment, and that certain coworker just emailed me id_rsa.pub ... along with id_rsa
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Still have not turned my heat on, but it has gotten slightly cooler. I should just finish getting that older server back up.

With a capital P, that rhymes with T, and that stands for pen-testing!

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On one of my engagements, I robbed a bank while buck-ass naked. They said it would never work, but the bank employees and security guard literally could not see me because of perceptual bias! This is why we study psychology, learn this and many other amazing tricks you won't believe actually worked (and I will not provide proof they did) at my seminar!

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Just listened to a talk on social engineering, apparently you can just lie to people?

Social engineering is an expanding and lucrative field, and people want to learn. I'm going to teach you how to train the next generation of social engineers for pen-testing and vulnerability assessment, because you don't want to miss out on this money. My next seminar is half-off, one weekend only, and you WILL believe it! Establish your own downline, and get certified as a soc-eng instructor to take it up a notch!

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