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@bryceyoungquist @healyn Listen, i'm as flat earth as they come, but this asshole @bryceyoungquist is full of shit

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Mastodon has two main buttons or actions to quickly respond to toots, the "I'm glad you posted this" button and the "I wish I posted this" button.

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Being a super edgy-boy 

The accumulated filth of all their posts and bad takes will foam up about their waists and all the "ex"-channers and free speech absolutists will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "yeah, everyone must have just not understood the nuances of your position, you'd better explain it some more, lmao."

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@jacethechicken nvm, i thought we could have a civilized discussion about this but apparently we can not..
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that all the reformed channer ex-slur sayers on here are so comfortable interacting with unreformed channer current slur sayers and fleeing to the latter's pleroma instances alone shows they're neither reformed nor ex

Devops is never behind schedule, they deploy precisely when they mean to.

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Do, a loop until a while
Ray, a vector made of light
Me, a reference to myself
Faq, a common query list
Foo, a type name in a doc
Bar, a name to go with foo
C, a language taught in schools
And that will loop us back to do.

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its extremely funny to me how streaming services essentially shot piracy in the chest and then somehow managed to nurse it back to health through sheer profitmongering incompetence

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The year is 2089 and there is a panic to find people who remember Python so season 100 of The Simpsons doesn't crash computers all over the world

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Personal sites are like digital gardens with their own flora and fauna, tended with love and care, ever-growing and lush. These places usually have bridges to other gardens that have their own diverse ecosystems.

I used to love following links and ending up in beautiful, unique gardens.

Now those bridges are gone, and gardening has been outsourced...

Monocultures suck.

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Covid/mh ? 

At about the one year mark for quarantine, and I've pivoted from worrying about if anything will ever be normal again, to worrying I don't even remember what normal was or what I wanted normal to be.

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uspol 

So, the democrats have shot down the minimum wage increase, Biden is filling youth immigration detention centers to capacity, Biden is dropping bombs on the middle east, Kamala Harris issued a statement saying that the International Criminal Court investigating Israel's treatment of Palestinians saying the US is "firmly disappointed" by the ICCs even having an investigation.

how is seeing any comfort or progress under Biden anything but "fuck you; got mine"?

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Must be time to feed the cat, he's staring me down while trying to eat a cardboard box.

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** OR **
"No, I don't think so, theres no matches for 'expectations' or 'alignment' in our logs near that timestamp."

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"NOC can't figure it out, we need an engineer in here!"
"The customer's expectations weren't properly aligned with the..."
"No, not a Sales Engineer, who let them have that 'engineer' in their title anyway?!"

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ah, the fatal flaw in my plan: it requires me to Do Things

marijuana 

I'm gonna go smoke a little weed now...

apt-install: command not found

Imma go smoke some less weed now...

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