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So apparently I can’t read the clock and went home from work an hour earlier than intended <_<

I want to add new parameters to functions at compile-time, not at runtime. I.e. in my library have

func foo(name: String)

then in a later release add a parameter

func foo(name: String, age: Int = 0)

and have it auto-generate

func foo(name: String) { foo(name: name, age: 0) }

Would be nice for API design if prog. languages let you add a parameter to a function in a binary stable way. I.e. right now you always need to define an adapter with the signature of the old version that calls the new version to ensure linkage is correct. Y U no autogenerate?

Some Asshole: humans are just naturally inclined to selfish behavior because of evolution

Humans: *form social bonds with strangers*
Humans: *form social bonds with animals*
Humans: *form social bonds with plants*
Humans: *form social bonds with robots*

Does it make sense to allow division by zero in a programming language?

In a general purpose language? Probably not. When dealing with aspect ratios? Maybe.

It’s common to have a pane collapse to 0 on one side, and a sensible behavior is the constrained box to also be 0x0.

Whoever invented orange juice: You’re awesome.

Let me know if you come up with anything else, I’m sure it’ll rock.

Ist dieser „Leberkäsjunkie“- Film eigentlich außerhalb Bayerns auch so groß plakatiert? Oder ist das ein lokales phänomen?

Random thought of the day: If I ever go into game development and get business cards, I want the job title to read “Game Mechanic”.

Is there any way to give Swift‘s Set a custom comparator? I‘d like to keep a list of objects based on a particular property, so I can‘t use Comparable because that looks at all properties.

Anyone have any good rules-of-thumb for naming Swift methods? Particularly if there are any tricks to include constraints in the name without the whole method call becoming un-English?

db.setPrimaryKey(of: record, to: key)
db.setPrimaryKeyIfPresent(of: record, to: key) ← weird.

Nice little glitch in Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey: The NPCs on the road and your horse use the same pathfinding algorithm, which means when you tell it to take you to a map location, it will mow down any and all pedestrians on its way XD

I really wish a resettable lazy property was a thing in Swift.

Forgot to remember a result in C++ and realized that couldn’t have happened in Swift three times over: 1. The method would have needed @ discardableResult, 2. init would have complained about the un-initialized property, 3. using the property would have complained about NIL.

TIL about Swift’s Unmanaged.passUnretained(self).toOpaque() for interacting with C APIs, and about the &+= operator (overflow operator) and its friends. (

Anyone know how to correctly implement async Publisher + Subscriber in Combine (so pushes instead of pulls)? I have a ThingManager I can subscribe to and it’ll call a closure I provide. Is this the right way?

Template parameters in Swift error messages always look like a surprised grave digger. Whoever came up with that syntax, thanks for the smiles:


Hey, if I have a framework that does iOS 12 stuff, and I want to add one class/extension to it only for iOS 13, which uses 13-only API, can I do that without making the extension its own framework?

Like if but around a class?

I remember learning about linked lists because that’s how you searched for a particular window on classic macOS. They’re a fun and fairly straightforward concept if you know pointers.

That said, I’m happy i don’t need to use them in my day-to-day work anymore.

Anyone ever made their own wristwatch out there? Preferentially a wearable really dumb computer with always-on display and battery time of at least 3 days? Also with a decent built-in clock?

Anyone know where to start? Are there tiny mainboards that fit that bill?

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