Hairdressers in Germany never disappoint with their punny shop names

So tempted to photoshop a different similar-looking object into this ad XD

I hopethe next macOS release focuses on metal/windowserver fixes. This is my second screen every couple months:

Ich weiss nicht, woher die Clowns der Firma „Outspot“ meine E-Mail-Adresse haben, aber selbst wenn ich einmal was bei ihnen über Amazon bestellt hätte, würde das nicht ungefragt 2 E-Mails täglich rechtfertigen. Hakt es bei denen?!

So yeah, it’s pretty much pizza dough on the inside, and outside crust is a bit too dry, but both turned out edible:

Hadn’t realized I was out of bread, so thought “I can make pizza, how hard can bread be?” … well, even 2nd try didn’t rise properly so prolly too dense, but we’ll see how it tastes once it’s cooled a little:

Into the Spider-Verse: A new entry in the proud category of translating a movie title into German by using another English title:

myArray.forEach { foo in
if foo.ignore {return}
foo.doSomething()
}

Do you add a comment that return only exits that one forEach iteration? What do you write?

I know pasting multiple lines in a one-line field is a mean thing to do, still, I was surprised:

Given Touch ID can tell different people apart already, why don't Apple do multiple user accounts on iPad using Touch ID already?
RT @macworld@twitter.com The iPad, HomePod, and Apple TV need multi-user support. @dmoren@twitter.com explains why: bit.ly/2AqMI8b

🐦🔗: twitter.com/macworld/status/10

Man merkt schon, dass Kanzlerin Merkel in Chemie und Physik diplomiert hat, und auch seitdem nicht das Interesse and Wissenschaft und Technik verloren hat 🙂
RT @scrumkaputt@twitter.com Dass man sowas erleben darf: Angela Merkel erklärt die agile Vorgehensweise 😅 (Danke an Frank aus unserem Slack-Kanal für dieses Video!)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/scrumkaputt/status

RT @emtiu@twitter.com: Erstmals Zwiebeln im Netz gekauft. Schon geil, was heute alles geht.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/emtiu/status/10649

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