Witness of TeachText @uliwitness@mastodon.technology

This is very pretty. It also makes me feel queasy. #dontRollOff

Someone at the local post office seems to be having a bad day.

So tempted to photoshop a different similar-looking object into this ad XD

I hopethe next macOS release focuses on metal/windowserver fixes. This is my second screen every couple months:

Ich weiss nicht, woher die Clowns der Firma „Outspot“ meine E-Mail-Adresse haben, aber selbst wenn ich einmal was bei ihnen über Amazon bestellt hätte, würde das nicht ungefragt 2 E-Mails täglich rechtfertigen. Hakt es bei denen?!

So yeah, it’s pretty much pizza dough on the inside, and outside crust is a bit too dry, but both turned out edible:

Hadn’t realized I was out of bread, so thought “I can make pizza, how hard can bread be?” … well, even 2nd try didn’t rise properly so prolly too dense, but we’ll see how it tastes once it’s cooled a little:

Into the Spider-Verse: A new entry in the proud category of translating a movie title into German by using another English title:

I didn‘t know DuckDuckGo generated QR codes for you.

myArray.forEach { foo in
if foo.ignore {return}
foo.doSomething()
}

Do you add a comment that return only exits that one forEach iteration? What do you write?

I know pasting multiple lines in a one-line field is a mean thing to do, still, I was surprised:

RT @BenRiceM@twitter.com: Sans-serif Batman

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BenRiceM/status/1066318556600639488

Given Touch ID can tell different people apart already, why don't Apple do multiple user accounts on iPad using Touch ID already?
RT @macworld@twitter.com The iPad, HomePod, and Apple TV need multi-user support. @dmoren@twitter.com explains why: http://bit.ly/2AqMI8b

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/macworld/status/1066043740454875139

RT @KassyDillon@twitter.com: This made me laugh out loud

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KassyDillon/status/1065430859556286464

Man merkt schon, dass Kanzlerin Merkel in Chemie und Physik diplomiert hat, und auch seitdem nicht das Interesse and Wissenschaft und Technik verloren hat 🙂
RT @scrumkaputt@twitter.com Dass man sowas erleben darf: Angela Merkel erklärt die agile Vorgehensweise 😅 (Danke an Frank aus unserem Slack-Kanal für dieses Video!) #AngelaMerkel #agile

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/scrumkaputt/status/1065487238857990145

RT @duduuugs@twitter.com: fascinating

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/duduuugs/status/1062032853800755207

RT @emtiu@twitter.com: Erstmals Zwiebeln im Netz gekauft. Schon geil, was heute alles geht.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/emtiu/status/1064948371872538624

RT @EmrgencyKittens@twitter.com: I will never be as cool as this cat and i'm okay with that.

📹: princetite_princessoyan

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/1063613192004427776

RT @derManfredson@twitter.com: Habe vorhin festgestellt, dass man den Anfang der Zutatenliste perfekt zur Melodie von "Freude schöner Götterfunken" singen kann.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/derManfredson/status/1063809205491109888

RT @NoContextTrek@twitter.com:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1063975013588582401