yever think about how there are probably chemists, paid by building material and art supply companies, who have spent immense amounts of their lives watching, very intently, paint dry?

Accidentally took ibuprofane and I can't fucking stop swearing

discussion of dick pics 

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Mastery

RT @Jalalapeno@twitter.com

This might be the most talented man in the world that shit blew my mind

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Jalalapeno/status/

RT @CallForCongress@twitter.com

If you call off sick you are not leaving your co-workers short-handed.

Your boss did that.

They refused to hire enough employees.
Didn't make plans to cover sick workers' shifts.
Didn't include your human needs in their calculations.

It's not your fault. You deserve sick days.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CallForCongress/st

im sorry in being a comedy nerd here 

Don’t read ‘The Secret’, read ‘Prometheus Rising’ by Robert Anton Wilson

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Don’t read ‘Fifty Shades Of Gray’, read ‘Meeting The Master’ by Elissa Wald

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Don’t read ‘The Da Vinci Code’ by Dan Brown, read ‘The Eight’ by Katherine Neville or ‘Foucault’s Pendulum’ by Umberto Eco

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Saturday substitute recommendations thread:

What is a good book you recommend instead of a popular, terrible book?

“Don’t read ‘12 Rules For Life’ by Jordan Peterson, read ‘Meditations’ of Marcus Aurelius”

RT @jonrog1@twitter.com

Whenever I try to get people to understand where they *actually* are in the class war, the reminder that "you are *always* three very bad months away from being homeless, but *never* three very good months away from being a millionaire", can be clarifying. twitter.com/stevesilberman/sta

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jonrog1/status/121

Ich war $HEUTE Jahre alt, als mir klar wurde, dass “Kellerspeicher” das Wort “Speicher” enthält, was ja ein Dachboden ist, der für Lagerung benutzt wird.

Also praktisch Kellerdachboden.

I love Assassin's Creed Odyssey so much.

It's such a satisfying and fun experience. The tasks, locations, characters.

It's all just top notch work. I'm going to be playing this one for a long time.

Has that new shell that Microsoft promised already arrived on released Windows? I can’t find a good search term (“new shell” is kinda useless) and don’t see it offhand. Would like to run my Ubunto WSL in something nicer.

(And I’d be remiss if I didn’t post the original, with a very Goth Sarah Jessica Parker: youtube.com/watch?v=gEYgyWC_Bp )

Song of the day: Come Little Children (Sarah’s Song from Hocus Pocus)

youtube.com/watch?v=nBXS3weGNc

(The Hound + the Fox cover)

Cipher lives!

RT @InsideBacklot@twitter.com

According to a couple different sources,

‘NEW MUTANTS’ will be getting a new trailer next month — and the film will release sometime in 2020 by Disney.

#NewMutants

🐦🔗: twitter.com/InsideBacklot/stat

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