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youtube: "you like the news, here is some news from four years ago"

fucking really?

"pay your fucking employees more and you'll still have employees"

ceos: "oh well we'd have to charge more"

pay yourself less you stupid fucking asshole

me: i don't want to see this shit, youtube

youtube: ah, you must want something even more extreme than that

no one:

absolutely no one:

no one at all:

florida: HEY EVERYONE JUST A REMINDER WE'RE STILL HERE

pandemic 

- religion allegedly prevents you from getting vaccinated

- religion is allegedly just fine with kidney transplant

get the fuck out of here with that bullshit

business: "we have been incompetent at hiring and training for decades now! we've tried nothing and it's not working!"

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trying to apply the "people are fed up with bad working conditions and poverty level pay" line to extremely well treated and highly paid professions is fucking asinine

ahahahahahahahahaha sportsball coaches fired for not getting vaccinated AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TURNS OUT THAT YOU AREN'T THAT IMPORTANT AFTER ALL

"they're doing $THING"

who's they

"uhh.. you know.. them..."

shut the fuck up if you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

oh no the average density of mcdonalds and starbucks stores might drop from 5 per city block to 3 per city block

maybe all these businesses could afford to pay their employees more if they stopped spending all their money on avocado toast

now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational weather station

pandemic, supply chain 

we're not even done with this pandemic and it's perfectly clear like 50% of everyone is deliberately not learning a lesson, and the rest just are too fucking stupid to learn the lesson, stop pretending you fucking jackass

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