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pandemic, supply chain 

"...and that's the lesson that we've learned during this crisis with the pandemic..." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO ONE FUCKING LEARNED ANY LESSONS FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

john deere quality probably going to take a hit for as long as people who don't know how to plug in wiring harnesses plug in some wiring harnesses instead of run powerpoint

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*frantic, hushed discussion on whether or not they are required to call in someone to evaluate the support column that was damaged*

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rofl, salaried worker scab crashes a tractor inside the factory building, ahahahahahahahaha

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"user experience" is just pr talk for "no one here knows how to fix all the bugs so we just change the button images every 3 months to pretend we're working"

I just spent the morning dealing with a ton of broken allegedly enterprise-grade software, ama

someone should sneak in there and put up speakers that play some disney theme park ride music

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hey how's that fucking tesla tunnel of love in las vegas working out for them

:brain9: self-guided horseless carriage 2.0 incorporating radar and computer-vision technologies but turn off the radar because the pitiful portion of the electromagnetic spectrum detectable by the human eye is obviously the best

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:brain10: self-guided horseless carriage 2.0 incorporating laser, radar and computer-vision technologies to inform the navigation system but you still need a team to follow it around because it gets confused sometimes

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