A team of experts have determined that if a tweet could toot, it would toot all the toots it could toot if a tweet could toot toots. This works out to 0,35 toots exactly, assuming a spherical toot in a vacuum.

While these are promising results, further research is required to determine if this conclusion also holds true in a vacuum cleaner.

Thanks to @Pandemic @Milady_Oscar @lc88 and the rest of the team for the hard work!