"i do my own research"
oh really where do you buy your reagents from are you getting a good deal on them maybe we can do a group buy
imagine my disappointment when they mean "i read facebook nonsense"
@twitter We need to start a myth that "doing your own research" works on homeopathic principles, so you have to consume only the tiniest amount possible in order for it to have the intended effect.
@vortex_egg "we've diluted this research paper down until only a single word of the original paper remains"
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