ahahahaha aws

am just imagining this frenzied attempt to copy all the data out of the s3 buckets and dump the databases

"hi this is my first post does anyone know how to deploy a cloudformation template on a dell"

"uh, how many 1tb external drives do we need to hold *checks notes* 1.21 petabytes of s3 data? we'll send someone to the micro center"

"how to login to ec2-user account on redhat linux urgent pls respond"

hey maybe the parler admin email they use to register at some other hosting provider is hosted on aws and they forgot about it...

"is there a one click migration tool for moving from aws to oracle cloud...? please dm"

parler has a bus factor of < 1

"if aws can kick parler off they can kick you off too"

yes, you have successfully identified one of the risks of relying on a third party for literally anything, i don't think this is the hot take you think it is...

if a vendor is _critical_ to your operations, you should probably work pretty hard to maintain that relationship

and sometimes, that means not assisting in attempts to overthrow the government...

maybe try ibm?

OMFG AHAHAHAHA parler was using a free trial of okta...

_was_

lol twilio too

so, what, no sms or phone notifications or validations?

womp womp

...i think republicans think that parler is twitter-compatible or something?

that's the only reason i can think of that would cause them to be confused by losing followers after telling people to move to parler

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ZENDESK DROPPED THEM TOO

"urgent: how to use cloudendure to migrate from aws to virtualbox?"

now it sounds like trump supporters are threatening to attack aws datacenters over on parler

"hello? delta airlines? i would like one ticket to... um... 'us-east-1a' please"

lol now parler's lawyers have dropped them