every private data collection operation eventually realizes they can sell that data to the cops and make a little extra money on top of what you already pay them
don't play along
@twitter i don't think cops want to know how much toilet paper a toilet paper machine is producing so i think the stuff im working on is safe :^)
@mdszy *jots down notes* so tell me more about this alleged toilet paper...
@twitter not without their lawyer, you don't
@mdszy i also would have accepted "you're the cop, you play detective"
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