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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

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funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

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CLICK HERE! HOT HEAVY TRAFFIC IN YOUR AREA NOW! 

o/` SITTING CROSS LEGGED ON THE FLOOR o/`
o/` TWENTY FIVE OR SIX TO FOUR 🎶

how dare you send me blu-ray

who do you think you are

do you know who i am

bought some shoes from my drug dealer yesterday

idk what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day

Idea for a TV show: Quantum Leap except it's Ben Sisko having adventures through time and space in this sequel to DS9.

Cursed idea 

Johannes Kepler devised three laws of planetary motion. The first law (Kepler I) is that the planets orbit the Sun in ellipses, with the Sun at one of the foci.

These laws apply to any orbiting body, satellites around a planet; planets around stars; stars around galaxies.

ok to get a refund on the internet we need to send back the unused portion, who has envelopes?

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Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either! We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and have documented a list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface, Brian!, and Daniel Glus as moderators. Hosting costs are largely covered by our generous supporters on Patreon – thanks for all the help!