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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

ribbon cables are nice

laser as a service

git squash is for cowards!

you keep using that word, i do not think it means what you think it means

there appears to be some confusion about what the word "friend" means

wherever you go there you are

*vague platitudes*

so wake me up when second grade debate is over

so many words to say only slightly less than a greeting card's worth of content

cargo cult debating

government by soundbite

bob dylan once wrote a ballad about lance ulanoff not being found by william shatner

to be honest, an employee showing customers how the food is cooked should just be expected

what else is going on in panero bread that they are all freaked out by some shitty cell phone selfie video

i heard they put human sawdust in the panera mac and cheese

why is pangea selling bread and mac and cheese

decompressed diamond

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