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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

SOME CARRIER

"tips for a safe halloween"

uh, don't?

boop beep

"i heard they sent me rice in a letter but the secret service wouldn't let me eat it"

i doubt very much that anything really registers much with trump at all, beyond the "here's the lines/gist for today's reality tv show"

he just takes that prompt and ad-libs, sprinkling trumpisms throughout

reality is whatever today's script says it is

despite the seeming clarity that trump speaks with, i don't think the woodward tapes show trump understands the dangers of the virus as much as a lot of people seem to think

i believe that trump is very strongly influenced by whoever has been speaking with him the most/lately and tends to repeat his recollection of those talking points he has heard elsewhere

to be honest, i would be very surprised if trump remembered anything specific he said to woodward, or even the general topics they discussed

who wants to build a giant airship

you are all awesome <3

boop <3

is it me or does trump's campaign right now really feel a lot like the kid who didn't do anything on the big project until the last minute and is now trying to cram an entire presidency into 40 days...

more mayhem at the cdc it sounds like

i heard oracle was going to buy microsoft and make tiktok pay for it

these people are very strange

"yes the economy is doing horrible but i am really excited about the stonks so i guess everythings cool"

do electric earthworms dream of robotic dirt

ah the good old... *thumbs through history book* nevermind...

2016 trump voter: "i thought it was funny in 2016... it was a finger in the eye of the pundits... it's not fun anymore..."

foot, meet gun

aaaaaaaa

i think someone needs to kick tom cotton's ass

what a fucking jackass

smart guillotine with bluetooth

"fix the cigarette lighter."