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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?
It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.
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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal
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i've always wondered how people steal passwords
we should ban tweezers
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funny
the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes
yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte
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ribbon cables are nice
hello and welcome to aol moviefone
robot bees with laser stingers
complicated heist to steal printer ink
i just found a couple isolinear chips
boop! beep!
every six months or so, some dipshit somewhere re-invents some kind of HumanRank™️ system and thinks it is revolutionary
laser horse
ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ʙʀᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴜs
this is the shit that my brain is doing while i'm supposed to be listening
what kind of faces are you supposed to make while you're talking to other people
like what's a normal listening to someone talk face
you are awesome <3
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