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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

ribbon cables are nice

but what

help help im being shunned

packing things is kinda depressing

i wish

<3

just pieces

Brain of Theseus

flop

how about we replace everyone who demands for ai to replace $TASK with a short script that demands for ai to replace $TASK

<3

surely there's a "surly" TLD

vi vr

i will sell you violations of the laws of physics for 20% less than other vendors

<3 <3 <3

how the hell did i accumulate so much crap

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

boop

how dare u not be obsequious to a bluecheck just who the hell do u think u r

do you ever think about how instead of a "repeat" button, there are "12 hour loop of 2 second thing..." videos

slack isn't down, you just need more ram