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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?
It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.
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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal
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i've always wondered how people steal passwords
we should ban tweezers
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the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes
yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte
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ribbon cables are nice
molecular lethargy
certified pre-owned electrons
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how dare you send me blu-ray
who do you think you are
do you know who i am
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bought some shoes from my drug dealer yesterday
idk what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day
hello
are you satisfied with your long distance carrier?
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new knobs for dials on radio equipment are nice
you won't ever not not work in this town agaisn't
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Idea for a TV show: Quantum Leap except it's Ben Sisko having adventures through time and space in this sequel to DS9.
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Cursed idea
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Johannes Kepler devised three laws of planetary motion. The first law (Kepler I) is that the planets orbit the Sun in ellipses, with the Sun at one of the foci.
These laws apply to any orbiting body, satellites around a planet; planets around stars; stars around galaxies.
ok to get a refund on the internet we need to send back the unused portion, who has envelopes?
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