Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?
It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.
this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal
i've always wondered how people steal passwords
we should ban tweezers
the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes
yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte
ribbon cables are nice
what virus scan is good for a windows 3.11 cash register
i mean, you could do worse than a sarcophagus filled with soup
it was filled with stew?
Get Novell NetWare certified today!
beep boop beep
to, um, comply with gdpr, um, send me your bank account number and stuff
It's now safe to turn off the internet.
i wish i could breathe fire
This concludes side B.
sads rolling in
here are some buzzwords, you now owe me $400,000
i mean, sure, the marketing department will lie about the product, but this is too much