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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?
It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.
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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal
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i've always wondered how people steal passwords
we should ban tweezers
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funny
the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes
yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte
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ribbon cables are nice
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Please be sure to rewind the universe when you are done with it.
in order to end the death epidemic, dying is now illegal by penalty of death
wow, setting up a new cell phone is still a fucking garbage experience
myspace had nospace forbackups iguess
***point away from face and eyes***
watching cops mace themselves made my day
you all are awesome!
boop beep boop
oh is everyone watching sneakers today
general electric and admiral lightning
i'll go even further:
those twitter cross posting bots are stupid and anyone who uses them should feel bad
blazers, or, more popularly, bottled lasers
laser ears
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