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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

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i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

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funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

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what virus scan is good for a windows 3.11 cash register

i mean, you could do worse than a sarcophagus filled with soup

to, um, comply with gdpr, um, send me your bank account number and stuff

here are some buzzwords, you now owe me $400,000

i mean, sure, the marketing department will lie about the product, but this is too much