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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

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funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

firearms 

alec baldwin playing with guns for some reason i guess

uspol 

trump's going to build his own social media with blackjack and nazis

a ransomware that adds the EICAR test string to a random server configurations in your critical infrastructure every 15 minutes until you pay up

executive director of the port of long beach: we don't know what we can do to address these long bottlenecks we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas

white house: ...have you tried staying open longer...?

pandemic 

what happens if all the prayer warriors are dead

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pandemic 

is it me or does it seem like the louder and tougher these anti-vaxxer and anti-maskers pretend to be, the shorter the time they survive in the hospital once they end up there...

part of me wonders if the problems businesses are having hiring folks is related to the fact that after a few decades of "sorry we don't have the budget to give folks a raise", now, despite the dire situation, all of a sudden, somehow, magically, the money is there

hold out for more, see how much they've been lying to you

FEDIBLOCK NOW 

Trump's new social network is preparing to launch... look familiar?

newsweek.com/trump-announces-t

I advise you get on blocking the below domains.

You knew it was going to happen.

Boost it far and wide!

mobile.tmediatech.io/auth/sign

truthsocial.com/

#fediblock

"no, no, it's because *long winded and roundabout way of saying that the fucking dipshits who run these companies are not as great at running these companies as they would like everyone to believe*"

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headline: the real reason the us supply chain is backed up

ooh ooh pick me pick me is it because all the fucking dipshits who run these companies are not as great at running these companies as they would like everyone to believe?

san francsisco temporarily closed the in-n-out burger at fishermans wharf shut down due to non-handwashing by employees

the company released a statement saying in part, "we fiercely disagree with any government dictate that forces a private company's employees to wash their hands..."

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