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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

that recall is sounding better and better the more this bullshit goes on...

is it me or does california seem insistent on fucking things up as much as possible

"well we survived!"

"lol airplans ahve magic inside air because they fly in the air so u can't get sick in airplans what is wrong with u"

strongly suspect the "once covid is over" folks are the same folks who are prolonging the pandemic

it'll never be over now

tell me more about how flying is so safe

"hmm maybe we should just do the impeachment thing next year"

wtf is wrong with these jackasses

not really interested in what dr birx has to say at this point, tbh...

boop

please someone start asking these people how they feel about not getting the pardons they were hoping for, rofl

"we need to move on from my insurrection attempt"

losers don't dictate terms

"BUT HOW DO THEY KNOW IT WAS ME???!?1111?////"

they fucking send you a bill for your calls and text messages every month, of course they know who you are, jackass

lol @ people learning that the cell phone company needs to know where your cell phone is to be able to send it text messages and phone calls

novell net ware tested and approved

i n t e r m i s s i o n

cup o lasers

a movie where all the actors are wearing masks but they are 100% ignored and the pandemic is not worked into the plot or addressed at all

jackassery

madison cawthorn is a fucking stupid jackass