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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?
It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.
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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal
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i've always wondered how people steal passwords
we should ban tweezers
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funny
the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes
yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte
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ribbon cables are nice
i [object Object] your honor!
ec2 auto spider group
amazon chemtrail logging
you're awesome
fed pirate robots (i wonder what robots have instead of tv dinners)
dread pirate robots
widgets as a service
robot riot
is that tide juice box better than those gummy snacks
is this spinal tap?
sandwiches by samsung
served with chips
fry's electronics is trying to sell me a sandwich
Buy 9 warp cores and the 10th is free!
"Hello, this is the captain, I forgot my password for the ship's self destruct sequence, can you reset it?"
do you think lieutenant commander data accepts hayes commands
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