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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

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funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

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can we turn the firewall off just for a second to test this one thing real quick

what could possibly go wrong

"one more free story this month"

"one more free story this month"

"one more free story this month"

if we can convince the politicians that javascript _is_ encryption, we could get them to ban javascript and both problems would be solved

"we are lazy and incompetent so we need backdoors in your encryption but we will totally tirelessly and competently defend those backdoors trust us" is a bad argument

@twitter encryption with backdoors is equivalent to no encrpytion don't change my mind

a steady stream of "but what if encryption backdoors are actually good?" "think"pieces written by fools

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