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<p><p>Twitter toots.</p></p>
Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?
It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.
this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal
i've always wondered how people steal passwords
we should ban tweezers
funny
the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes
yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte
ribbon cables are nice
surely there's a "surly" TLD
vi vr
i will sell you violations of the laws of physics for 20% less than other vendors
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how the hell did i accumulate so much crap
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how dare u not be obsequious to a bluecheck just who the hell do u think u r
do you ever think about how instead of a "repeat" button, there are "12 hour loop of 2 second thing..." videos
slack isn't down, you just need more ram
does slack prorate downtime when they can't send text messages to you for 10 bucks a month
elon musk poisoned john mcafee in the conservatory
If you are not completely satisfied with computers, return the unused portion for a full refund.
"our $ILL_ADVISED_PRODUCT uses the same technology as $OTHER_ILL_ADVISED_PRODUCT" isn't a great selling point tbh
this memory brought to you by brawndo - it's got electrolytes
i don't think i've ever seen a toilet on star trek, do you think this is something the transporter just takes care of and miles doesn't mention it ever
you were hyperthreading wrong this whole time and didn't even know it
What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
