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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

liz cheney seems about to go all cheney on the other republicans...

ajkf;iesfasd stop sending me emails that are devoid of any information other than "click here to visit our website" fuck you if you want me to look at a fucking statement send it in the fucking email what the fuck is this goddamned horseshit

stay safe out there <3

i'm starting to think that this defense attorney isn't the genius he thinks he is...

spofaas

i see aws is performing vigorous log4j remediation actions on us-west-* this morning

at this point, feeling like resisting "going back to normal-ish" for just about everything just to spite the fucks who wanted to pretend it was normal during the pandemic

hell-o-deck

cat

some kind of reverse uncanny valley type thing

is it just me or does anyone else find a large number of the live-action adaptations moderately disturbing

piping all my direct messages into my shell for logging purposes

i have just been informed that 2020 will be extended for another year free of charge

so glad 2020 is finally over

at the tone the time will be 5:00 pm

i hereby declare today friday

tv guide the movie

boop <3

there are dozens of us! dozens!