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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

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the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

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so it just turned out to be musical chairs with thrones or something? is that why everyone is mad

snoopy is "joe cool"

"joe chill" murdered bruce wayne's parents

coincidence? you decide

bruce wayne, as a child, put a hit out on his parents
this is why he survived, so he could pay the rest of the fee: half up front, half after
its the only story that makes sense

is it wrong to feed salad to venus fly trap plants asking for a friend

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Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either! We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and follow the Toot Café list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface, Brian!, and Daniel Glus as moderators. Hosting costs are largely covered by our generous supporters on Patreon – thanks for all the help!