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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?
It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.
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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal
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i've always wondered how people steal passwords
we should ban tweezers
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funny
the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes
yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte
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ribbon cables are nice
salad thief: the video game
simple serpent storage
amazon worm services
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Dear everyone who is considering making a video of yourself talking rather than just writing the *exact same words* into a text file, a blog post or a PDF:
Unless you're specifically targeting people who literally cannot read...
Please don't.
Sincerely, A Person Who Doesn't Have Literal Free Hours To Hear You Slooooowly Say Something It Would Take Me Five Seconds To Read And Also I Can Ctrl-F It
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bluetooth/wifi gas pump
did you know?
you can put gas pumps into maintenance mode so you don't have to watch the shitty commercials they play
thanks for coming to talk to my ted
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An example of a hyper-specific niche in a once widely popular platform: Loop cassettes
There are all kinds of convoluted internal pathways, but they do the same thing: Add length to seamlessly continuous playback
i'm going to start my own dns system
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using a revolutionary but ancient technology known as a "http referer header" and these things called "ip addresses"
lol the new york times acting like they've done something noteworthy
"we removed _all_ tracking pixels from _all_ our pages except for some and we aren't going to say which ones"
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