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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?
It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.
this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal
i've always wondered how people steal passwords
we should ban tweezers
funny
the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes
yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte
ribbon cables are nice
you rock <3
the wateriest of water
robot beeps
who has summoned me?
boop <3
McBlockChain Nuggets
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there's no such thing as a "secret menu"
there is, however, such a thing as "asshole customer"
unbelievable next thing you'll be telling me willie nelson smokes the marijuana cigarettes i can't believe it
where do you buy formal bathrobes
a hollow volcano island residence filled with pinball machines
you uncouth monsters flinging sachets of bits at each other
laser storage
Did you know: Initial gains in computer storage device capacity were realized by writing the digits "1" and "0" instead of writing out "one" and "zero".
