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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

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i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

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the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

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fed pirate robots (i wonder what robots have instead of tv dinners)

"Hello, this is the captain, I forgot my password for the ship's self destruct sequence, can you reset it?"

do you think lieutenant commander data accepts hayes commands

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Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either!

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