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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

ribbon cables are nice

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i miss the internet that once was

so it just turned out to be musical chairs with thrones or something? is that why everyone is mad

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i feel very dot matrix right now

you all rock <3

aaaaaaaa

forever

sometimes

perhaps

i liked it better when intel couldn't divide

<3

free advice, some assembly required

<3

snoopy is "joe cool"

"joe chill" murdered bruce wayne's parents

coincidence? you decide

bruce wayne, as a child, put a hit out on his parents
this is why he survived, so he could pay the rest of the fee: half up front, half after
its the only story that makes sense

is it wrong to feed salad to venus fly trap plants asking for a friend

boop