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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

this oath keeper dipshit who plead guilty's plea deal is great reading

i bet he gave them some great information that's not in here...

hmm if the police are buying useless robot dogs maybe their budget could do with some downsizing

ham radio tonight: a lot of old racist fucks whining a lot about "how much liberals whine about things"

multi-line bbs

bwahahahaha

i'm still laughing about this, ahahahaha

"hmm, i'm going to piss off the judge today" ahahahahahaha

i'm just asking questions, america deserves to know the answer, fucker

i really hope the smartmatic or dominion lawsuit addresses why tucker carlson always looks like he's trying for figure out if he's shit his pants on live television

usually you have to expend a lot of time and energy to execute the "destroy from within" strategy, but the republicans are just doing it to themselves for free

ahahahaha this fucking jackass was released pending trial, one of the stipulations was that she comply with mask orders...

so now there's new video, after she was released, of her wearing one of those stupid mesh masks and now the judge has some questions for her, AHAHAHAHAHA fucking dipshit

stay safe out there <3

boop <3

AHAHAHA la and dc saw the bullshit musk made for las vegas and decided to cancel their tunnels is what looks like just happened

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sounds like they got their first guilty plea from that oath keeper dipshit

he'll be providing them with a lot more fun information, i'm sure

AHAHAHAHAHA "i brought a letter from my grandma saying i should be excused from pretrial detention because i'm her special little man" AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF JACKASS

he probably doesn't spend all his time on twitter and facebook, that's probably what it is...

pat robertson does not seem to be super plugged in to the republican propaganda machine...

you know you fucked up when pat robertson yells at you

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