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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

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i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

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funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

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there's no such thing as a "secret menu"

there is, however, such a thing as "asshole customer"

unbelievable next thing you'll be telling me willie nelson smokes the marijuana cigarettes i can't believe it

a hollow volcano island residence filled with pinball machines

you uncouth monsters flinging sachets of bits at each other

Did you know: Initial gains in computer storage device capacity were realized by writing the digits "1" and "0" instead of writing out "one" and "zero".