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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

i really wonder if newsom would be facing a recall right now had he not taken the opportunity that the pandemic presented to hold constant press conferences

if he had let the state health professionals run the meetings, as they should have been allowed to...

speakeasy hospitals for vaccinated people only

i never thought the frankenstein monster cougar that i made from these rotten spare parts would eat _my_ face who could have possibly predicted this calamity

brought to you by the letters f and u

today on the wall street journal: did you know that 10 is bigger than 9? that means it's a bigger number!

hey everyone i'm starting to suspect that these business experts aren't really the business experts they claim to be...

business news articles explaining that businesses are reluctant to pay more to hire new workers because that means they would... have... to... pay... more...

come on missouri wtf is wrong with you

boo tube

stay safe out there <3

ow

internet of bees

rofl the lawyer for one of these jackasses is arguing that the certification of the vote wasn't an "official" proceeding

what a fucking dipshit

thinking about trying to move out into the middle of nowhere

everyone stay safe out there <3

who wants palm prints, fuck that shit, i'll take the extra hands

i will buy your palm for $15

"how do you know this, do you have a link to any studies"

it's basic fucking chemistry, i don't need a goddamned study, i can fucking add

boop <3