Pinned toot

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

Pinned toot

this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

Pinned toot

i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

Pinned toot


the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

Pinned toot

every six months or so, some dipshit somewhere re-invents some kind of HumanRank™️ system and thinks it is revolutionary

ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ʙʀᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴜs

this is the shit that my brain is doing while i'm supposed to be listening

what kind of faces are you supposed to make while you're talking to other people

like what's a normal listening to someone talk face

Show more
Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either!

We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and follow the Toot Café list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface as a moderator.

Hosting costs are largely covered by our generous supporters on Patreon – thanks for all the help!