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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

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i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

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funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

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i will sell you violations of the laws of physics for 20% less than other vendors

how the hell did i accumulate so much crap

how dare u not be obsequious to a bluecheck just who the hell do u think u r

do you ever think about how instead of a "repeat" button, there are "12 hour loop of 2 second thing..." videos

slack isn't down, you just need more ram

does slack prorate downtime when they can't send text messages to you for 10 bucks a month

elon musk poisoned john mcafee in the conservatory

If you are not completely satisfied with computers, return the unused portion for a full refund.

"our $ILL_ADVISED_PRODUCT uses the same technology as $OTHER_ILL_ADVISED_PRODUCT" isn't a great selling point tbh

this memory brought to you by brawndo - it's got electrolytes

i don't think i've ever seen a toilet on star trek, do you think this is something the transporter just takes care of and miles doesn't mention it ever

you were hyperthreading wrong this whole time and didn't even know it

What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?