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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

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funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

virus, california 

that recall is sounding better and better the more this bullshit goes on...

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virus, california 

is it me or does california seem insistent on fucking things up as much as possible

virus 

"lol airplans ahve magic inside air because they fly in the air so u can't get sick in airplans what is wrong with u"

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virus 

strongly suspect the "once covid is over" folks are the same folks who are prolonging the pandemic

it'll never be over now

uspol 

"hmm maybe we should just do the impeachment thing next year"

wtf is wrong with these jackasses

virus 

not really interested in what dr birx has to say at this point, tbh...

capitol insurrection 

please someone start asking these people how they feel about not getting the pardons they were hoping for, rofl

uspol 

"we need to move on from my insurrection attempt"

capitol insurrection adjacent 

"BUT HOW DO THEY KNOW IT WAS ME???!?1111?////"

they fucking send you a bill for your calls and text messages every month, of course they know who you are, jackass

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capitol insurrection adjacent 

lol @ people learning that the cell phone company needs to know where your cell phone is to be able to send it text messages and phone calls

virus 

a movie where all the actors are wearing masks but they are 100% ignored and the pandemic is not worked into the plot or addressed at all

uspol 

madison cawthorn is a fucking stupid jackass

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