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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

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funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

how to tell the difference between robot rocks and real rocks enroll in my masterclass todAY

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i heard facebook is rebranding to just an emoji of zuckerberg's face

the next person who sends me a meeting invite with no subject and information in the body other than the conference call service boilerplate and links is going to regret it

ROFL

"hello i have a kindergarden level understanding of $X and i have some bullshit ideas that i have come up with based on that understanding how dare you"

blah blah blah blah

SENT FROM MY AT&T VERIZON SPRINT APPLE SAMSUNG SMARTPHONE ---YUOR AD HERE!!!!!!----- [ADVERTISING SPACE AVAILABLE]

movie firearms 

"but the movies and television shows need to have accurate portrayals of firearms..."

yeah my guns all rattle around like coffee cans full of ball bearings when they are moved slightly

uspol 

kind of wish i lived in florida so i could chase some republicans off my front porch with a lever action for asking about my voter registration

do you have a usb cable i need to charge my magic internet money's battery

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