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Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world?

It was a disaster. Then we added microtransactions and in-app purchases.

this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

funny

the artificial super-intelligence was impervious to our strongest paradoxes

yet in the end it was defeated by a harmless null byte

ribbon cables are nice

blonk

can we turn the firewall off just for a second to test this one thing real quick

what could possibly go wrong

electronic

encryption permit

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mechanical

just one more

"one more free story this month"

"one more free story this month"

"one more free story this month"

beep

you are all awesome <3

computer

if we can convince the politicians that javascript _is_ encryption, we could get them to ban javascript and both problems would be solved

i guess the problem must be a lack of blockchain

boop <3

aaa

"we are lazy and incompetent so we need backdoors in your encryption but we will totally tirelessly and competently defend those backdoors trust us" is a bad argument

a steady stream of "but what if encryption backdoors are actually good?" "think"pieces written by fools

democrats and republicans both agree: fuck your encryption

really long telephone cords boost if you agree