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my fucking alma mater just asked me to write them into my will

the fuck

fantasy violence 

remember when emperor poop emoji said "wouldn't be fucked up if i died right now" and then blocked a dagger swipe with his temporal lobe

UPDATE: I can report I have finished the speedrun to being blocked by truthsocial.com

Rev 13:18

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is NaN.

Accessing the akashic records to sort a linked list in O(1/n) time.

unlike other cringe crap that failed immediately this one might gain purchase as your boss is gonna force you to participate as all the meetings are going to be done inside the metaverse now

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you see it's a open standard federated world because we own all the servers, that's how that works

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i'm happy facebook is pouring a lot of money into adding a killer feature to VR spaces that have prevented them from going truly mainstream: having digital landlords on them

@trickster taking the position that cyberpunk is ultimately utopian because it assumed the dystopia would be really cool-looking

business idea: second life but you're not allowed to be horny

what cyberpunk failed to predict was how aesthetically cringe the dystopia was going to be

why would i touch grass when i can fire up the grass touching simulator

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