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I feel like I've never read enough wikihow articles to be fully prepared for life.

Articles about how Mastodon is dead are dying.

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articles about how mastodon is dead: two
articles about how pleroma is dead: zero

fellas..........

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Your game is very pretty but extraordinarily boring: an open letter to people who work much harder than me but tough shit

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Daily dot article about mastodon: "what the!!!!! People don't talk about politics enough here!!!! What the heck!!!! Dead site!!!!"

Holy balls. "Troglodyte" is an actual scientific term. It refers to animals that dwell exclusively underground or in caves.

There's a blind salamander! IT EATS BLIND SHRIMP!

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They mentioned that I’d need a #Gnome? So I’m burning that too. #Linux

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Somebody told me about linux today so I’m burning an install disk.

Not sure how this is supposed to work but it sure is pretty 😍

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You miss the goblin
The goblin misses you!
You miss the goblin
The goblin misses you!
You miss the goblin
The goblin misses you!
You miss the goblin
The goblin sends an affectionate text!
You miss the goblin

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:porky_happy: telling people to turn the lights off when they leave the room to prevent global warming
:porky_scared: holding the 100 companies that are responsible for 71% of global warming responsible

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speech: free.
market: free.
unlimited refills: free.

i'm ready to harass women on the internet.

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Mancap!

it's anarcho capitalism for me-OW! STOP! I'M TRYING TO DELETE IT QUIT THROWING THINGS! SORRY!

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@trickster They wanted to go in the tubes!

I mean, we had to put those implants in their heads first, but after that they were pretty happy to do it!
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Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either!

We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and follow the Toot Café list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface as a moderator.

Hosting costs are largely covered by our generous supporters on Patreon – thanks for all the help!