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Me: [looking at the International Prototype Kilogram at the International Bureau of Weights and Measures] What an absolute unit

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Remember that time MS bought GitHub and I decided to take a "wait and see" position on the issue?

Well, I've seen.

zdnet.com/article/github-start

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Whatever goals you may have for life as a nonbinary person may not look the same as those of binary people, and that's ok.

You don't have to model your life based on anything other than what you need.

You didn't claim this label just to force yourself into someone else's mold.

#nonbinarypride #nonbinary #lgbtq #nonbinarypositivity

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consent, mh (~), anger, childhood trauma 

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r/relationships has 2 kinds of posts:

-my boyfriend, lord death of the murder castle, is powering his airship with orphan's blood. how do I rescue this relationship

-my girlfriend smiled at another man. is it legal to slash her tires

any people interested in web of trust and semantic analysis? I'd really like to get something going in that area but would appreciate collaboration.

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bunch of boomers sitting across the hotel restaurant from me at breakfast saying they hate Trump but that Democrats need to get tougher on immigration and stop talking about free college and ppl like this are *huge fascists* who want a less offensive face on their fascism

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"they were nice to me" is a back to front way of saying 'Im not a target of their abuse"

bc a lot of other ppl talked to this person and were never treated w the vitriol sent at me.

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hey young leftist friends. you're struggling to clearly and consisely define your ideology? let me tell you a secret. no one fucking cares. it's what you do, not what you declare that counts

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I did look ridiculous as a grown man with a beard carrying a backpack, so I decided to get laser hair removal and start taking estrogen, now I can carry around my backpack in peace, thanks Chris!
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RT @ChrisW23599296@twitter.com
Dear men, unless you are a student on a campus or on a hike, do not carry a backpack, ever. Backpacks are for school children. Carry a briefcase to your office or carry nothing. You look ridiculous as a gr…
twitter.com/ChrisW23599296/sta

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“When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.” Graffitied in #Seattle #OurStreets

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Cursed idea: Store private keys encoded as whitespace (Base4 using space, CR, LF, tab) so that users can't accidentally screenshot them when posting in help forums.

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Sex Pred on Masto 🚨 

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Everyone talks about printers as being problem children, but it's 2019 and if you plug in a monitor at the wrong time you best be reaching for your quarterstaff cuz here there be goblins

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My Dad talking to me at 20: "You'll be more conservative when your older."

Me at 35: Pansexual Trans Woman and a dirty commie

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You should really watch Santa Clarita Diet, because it's the only show I've seen recently that presents killing and eating nazis as unambiguously morally correct, which it is.

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