Trying to do our law in something that isn’t sterile ecological garbage, most place just look at me like I have 2 heads. Wanted to shop local but it looks like Amazon is my only option for what I want

Portrait of a 2 year old Brony who almost, but not quite, grasps the idea behind digital assistants Show more

‪Research lawn cover like a home owner. Thinking Dutch white clover and zoisa grass‬

D&D house planning when you’re the DM and your significant other is a player

I am 36 years old and don’t think I have ever used food colouring on food 🤔

Not sure why there’s no “chase toddler through kid zone“ workout on Apple Watch. Time to file a rdar

‪Listening to Kieran sing MLP and it’s coming out ‬
‪🎶 A true, true friend is a frenemy 🎶‬


tapi boosted

The person appeared out of nowhere.
"Hell," they said, "I come from the future."
"Uh. It's 'hello'," I said, "also, what? Have you come to change the past?"
"Well, imagine you were me. What could you change now to improve the future?"
"Oh, there are lots of-"
"So bloody do it!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

You don’t know how many bear memes are out there until your parties Druid hits level 4

Are you well rested?

Are you able to sleep in on weekends?

Try kids!

I’ve got great bags and when my alarm goes off I’ve already been up for an hour and a half!

I wonder if I can listen to the R.E.N.T. soundtrack with my son if I tell him Maureen is actually Queen Elsa🤔

That place you cross when you switch from one dependency tool to another

Tired: adjusting to negative double digit negative temps less than -20C

Wired: getting pumped for single digit negative day time highs

Fired: seeing a high of +1 in the long term forecast

Show more
Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either!

We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and follow the Toot Café list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface, Brian!, and Daniel Glus as moderators.

Hosting costs are largely covered by our generous supporters on Patreon – thanks for all the help!