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Ash Furr-owo 🏳️‍🌈:honk:  

Every OS wastes your time, from the desktop to the lap 🎶

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twitter.com/blindtemple/status

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Me: Daddy’s name is Paddy
Son 1: and Mommy’s name is Siri

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‪Hello D&D Mastodon, one of my players is looking to take on some commissions. If your looking checkout his stuff. If you aren’t looking maybe consider signal boosting?‬

twitter.com/captain_a_haf/stat

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‪This is the best My Little Pony joke i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/ne

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Metamucil 

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Metamucil 

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LOL if you trash talk people who write code comments like

// Increments the counter

but write git commit messages like

Increment the counter

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niconiconi  

Wired, 1993: Rebels with a Cause - Your Privacy. "On the cover were Eric Hughes, Tim May, John Gilmore, holding up an American flag, faces hidden behind white mask, their PGP fingerprints written on the foreheads. Gilmore even sporting an newly-founded EFF T-shirt. (from Thomas Rid, CS Monitor)"

Wired, 2019: YOU'RE IN PRIVATE MODE. To continue using a private window, sign in or subscribe. The title of the article being denied reads "It's Time to Switch to a Privacy Browser. Ad trackers are out of control".

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Can Jira just add emoji support already?
Every time I try and add a comment with an emoji it responds with “Communications Breakdown”

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@ashfurrow I'm really not sure why this image was rotated

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@ashfurrow Good morning

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⁣Una, the moon minus two  

hey y'all remember when I encoded the hit film Hackers (1995) in 8M? and how it was entirely unrecognizable, low resolution, low framerate, and had no audio?

well, since then, Mastodon has upped its media limit to 40M

so, I present to you: Hackers (1995) in 40M, with sound, at 24FPS and full resolution! encoded with state-of-the-art tools and codecs for your viewing pleasure

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Perhaps more accurately

giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/med

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Me on day two of a more effective formulation of Methyphenedate

2.bp.blogspot.com/-xBAWTa06q_I

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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin  

A superpower can be a blessing, or a curse. Hers was a dazzling smile, bright enough to blind. Like all powered, she was registered, and issued a bodycam.
"You again?" the judge said.
The jury watched the video, heard the plaintiff call: "Give me a smile!"
"Not guilty."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Swear in front of my kids if you want but don’t you fucking dare use racial slurs near them

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snow, sweaters, and hot cocoa  

some 

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🔕 Holly Sylveon Lotor  
holy shit. I did it. It actually works.

I have spun up a Pleroma instance on... my fucking Nintendo Switch. I don't think the Switch was ever intended to be a **webserver**, but hey, it's 2019 and there are lightbulbs with CPUs built into them soooo

It can be accessed at cursed.frinkel.tech. don't sign up if you want a reliable instance, since it'll probably be down 90% of the time, since I'd actually like to use my switch to do what it was intended to do and play games. :P
My Nintendo Switch displaying a…
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Swimming, Aging, Crude 

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