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@daisuke
Don't they believe in bleach?
Six-word horror stories
@thomasfuchs
No valid boot device detected, retry?
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Nancy is the most preposterous comic. No bikey riding on a sidewalk would ever patiently wait and ring a bell before running over kids. Streets are for the less-annoying bikeys, sidewalks are for tear-assing through the world with spinning wheels of death!
@kiki_d
Kids can, but they will lose the ability as they age
https://thekidshouldseethis.com/post/67377639715
@sweetmercury
That was dating life for me. The first woman I met who didn't do that, I married her.
Uncovered porn on the federated timeline, whoops. Thangawd the bosses are out today..
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Don't get me wrong, I'm really enjoying Mastodon, but GOOD LORD I haven't heard so much complaining about nazi's since my grandma got dementia and starting ranting about the Germans stealing bikes during WW2.
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Sometimes Hacker News has some good comments. Re: Raspberry Pi 4 being announced:
@ironfroggy
Jeez normals make math so complicated....
0x6 + 0x8 = 0xE
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@kravietz
Chickens running around clucking about the sky falling again? *yawn*
Four wheels good, two wheels bad.
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🚨 ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️
Urgent Linux advisory
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https://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2019/06/17/5
Urgently run the following:
echo 0 | sudo tee /proc/sys/net/ipv4/tcp_sack
On all Linux hosts to work around the issue and then start patching your kernels
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can we as a society finally acknowledge that touch screens are worse than physical buttons in most applications
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turns out giving the president total legal immunity means every single french president over the last 20 years has been some kind of criminal
