Old Town Road Sung By Blues Legend Miche Braden

No, cacti I can't let you do that 

I'm not going to let you write files under /usr/share/cacti/log
No fucking way.

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! 

Developers pushing about most of the code update to production but forgetting the rake tasks to update the aggregation tables!

Pop open the access hatch to Hell for a quick peek inside 


A few shady-looking blokes strolling around London packing phones with 128Gb of gore porn/Something Awful/rotten.com content would put a quick end to this.

Bought some large, expensive rubber things today 



Sing along with the common people
Sing along and it might just get you through
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along, even though they're, they're laughing at you
And the stupid things that you do
Because you think that poor is cool

We have one UPS down for battery replacement today and it's been pager pager pager all stupid morning.

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