My New Startup: Startup Idea Bot

For only a small share in your company, our advanced AI* will suggest lucrative new business models for you to Execute The Fuck Out Of.

Our exclusive social network of highly skilled but unimaginative wannabe founders is the perfect resource for you to build your team and find love.

To the moon!

*) Actually just me on Mastodon, maybe or maybe not wearing pants.



As luck would have it, Iโ€™m currently developing sophisticated software which uses statistical methods to evaluate the marketability of startup product ideas. I would be willing to waive my usual fees and let you use the trademark-pending certification seal in exchange for 20% of your share revenue.

ยท Amaroq ยท 1 ยท 0 ยท 0

@suetanvil Sounds like a win-win proposition! Let's synergise and stop leaving money on the table!

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