sean @ssoper@mastodon.technology

so relieved that marketers have finally been able to funnel me into the proper micro-segment https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xennials

ladies and gentlemen… we got him #ev #nkla #fraud https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1420723097536188420?s=20

sign me up #vaccination 💉 https://apple.news/AJ-mDaEeLTq-99pfno4kKqA

more delays completing the last leg of the silver line to IAD 🚉✈️ https://www.wjla.com/news/local/three-years-late-and-counting-opening-of-phase-2-of-silver-line-pushed-back-again

new batch of booch with roses, hopefully it won’t be overpowered by the oolong 🍵

I had zero issue with re-upping Disney+ for a full year but I’m looking askance at Netflix every month with their dearth of content and pushing stuff on me that makes little sense given my viewing history

another batch of new astronauts 🚀🪐 https://apple.news/Aj-TBIWuTTDGIYhbynnu-dA

finally some success, switching from DB to EAST models has resulted in a 10x improvement in text detection, still need to shave some more time off to make it actual real-time (~25 fps), might take a look at YOLO #opencv #kotlin

been trying to source roses for awhile now but online searches only resulted in merchants on the other side of the globe. went to a local farm today in search of some local bread and honey and was offered this entire jar of rose for just $5 provided I “bring back the jar”. can’t wait to make some kombucha with it 🌹 #supportlocalag

last exploding #kombucha pic for awhile. i took this one outside before loosening the cap on it. yes that is kombucha on the roof. no idea where the cap is, probably being tracked by NORAD. lesson learned: carefully measure how much sugar you add in the 2nd fermentation

for a hot minute it seemed like the implementation of STIR/SHAKEN may have had its intended effect but looking back at my call log for the past week I still averaged one unsolicited call per day 📱

google pagespeed insights claims some js on my site is blocking the main thread for over 1s. the biggest offender? google tag manager 🤷🏻‍♂️

surely there’s a german word out there to describe the mix of depression and hope one feels after watching this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXeJANDKwDc

grew up in the area being studied just north of San Diego and now all I can think of is the sea wall fight scene from Bladerunner 2049 🌊 https://apple.news/AKiOuKUPHQzWOE5Cdp5shug

hey Google, how do I clean up kombucha off the ceiling 😬

so awesome to see a successful launch and landing by virgin galactic $SPCE 🚀

T-1 minute https://youtu.be/Oi2XLij4NbI

is this how i end up “volunteering” myself to work on a github project? 😄 #opencv #java #kotlin
https://github.com/openpnp/opencv/issues/76

walker lane theory gains over San Andreas with latest earthquake located in … walker 🌋🌎
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jul/08/california-earthquake-nevada-border-walker

after a crazy amount of debugging and learning about all the pitfalls of c++/java interfaces via jni, i finally have a very buggy version of text detection w/#opencv + #kotlin working #computervision