"DOJ has started probe of stock transactions by lawmakers ahead of sharp market downturn due to coronavirus"

Not sure I'll be able to help myself if I'm ever in court again, "Actually your honor I looked into it and I'm innocent"

i've been doing the maths, and with the amount of nutrients i'm wasting on unnecessary organs like little toes, an appendix, and a pancreas, i could grow like 3 additional eyes

Half the fun of playing shit tier LoL is being overly positive towards salty teammates. We're all in blind pick my account is lvl 12 I have like 2 heroes unlocked, ain't nobody going pro here. It's a game ❤

dunno why it's a picture of a useless pig for this article but whevs GO HEALTHCARE WORKERS 🎈🎈🎉🎉🎆🎆

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@interneteh I feel you on this one deeply. "Please charge headphones" *heart sinks* but... I'm on a walk rn and... :(

@interneteh THIS. There is nothing wrong with aux jacks why do these corps get to just deprecate them like nothing? I didn't upgrade my phone until I had to and it sucks. Like yeah USB-C but what about charging my phone and listening to music. AND THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN DEAD HEADPHONES

I'm at the end of my goddamn rope with headphones. I can't believe how fucking backwards we've gone in headphone technology in my lifetime. They used to be a thing that just worked forever and you never worried about it

welp I've become an LoL player. I keep laughing at my old Dota instincts. tryna block/deny cree–minion waves. Seeing hero–champions like Ashe, calling her Drow.

@yakkoj once you get used to it I think it's better cause I've done things and I'm like oh I wish I rec- I can!

Turns out governments can just write a big blank check and make money appear out of thin air.

Turns out most of the shit we were getting paid fuck all to do was pointless busy work all along.

Turns out the people doing the most important work are the ones getting paid the least.

Turns out they can house the homeless overnight if they have enough motivation.

Turns out they can just cancel evictions and rent hikes.

Its very interesting to see what is considered a "crisis" and what is not.

@danielhglus i mean you probably already know this, but I have my posts default to unlisted so I have to specifically post publicly

it started raining and everyone in the neighborhood started woohooing out their windows

we've all lost it and it's great

if your software keeps cache in ~/.config I'm gonna go to your house and stuff your mailbox full of beans

vestigial rage 

vestigial rage 

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