You got an upper-management position and the power is poisoning your humanity

Gonna start hunting for a personal laptop. I see , which is looking enticing

I cannot lose weight because everything must be make number go up

Tryna build some capital so I can afford gear to not die all the time in this post-apocalyptic wasteland, it ain't easy out here folks!

I found a dog that seems to enjoy absorbing bullets and standing exactly where I'm trying to go. Despite this he's great at biting mean people for me and holding looted guns.

this day has been notable. a more notable day than most

wonder if I change my name in venmo to Joe or Gary or something if I'll get accidental money

Software is like an onion. If you open up the inner layers you start crying

that's all wrong, of course 

any virtuous persons #onhere?

those of vile character do not interact

The fediverse is a public forum.

Your posts are only as secure as the admins of every instance that your home server federates with, in terms of private and followers-only messages.

If you're going to talk about sensitive information, keep it to Signal or other secure 1-on-1 channels.

Assume that everything you post to the fediverse, is being scooped up by multiple gov agencies around the world.

The Milan scrape was only notable because they made their findings public.

If a university scraping feeds did it, it's safe to assume other, bigger organizations have been doing it for much longer.

What a disrespectful thing to not plant seed. It seems very wrong somehow.

at videogames inc, during the invention of videogames:

employee: "i've invented a new kind of enemy to put at the end of levels! they're big and scary, and the whole point of the game is to kill them. the player really really wants to kill them the whole time"
boss: "what are they called?"

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