snorthway @snorthway@mastodon.technology

You don't get to joke about the negative externalities of your life choices and then call it "gallows humor," gallows humor is not for the executioner

After listening to her entire discography I am 100% certain that Janelle Monae fantasizes about banging a clone of herself

If you were trying to quantify the power delta between two individuals, how would you do it? What would you take into account besides money?

Buying into Sean Hannity's bullshit

And throwing your Keurig out the window

Cause you wanna make something real

You wanna make a pedophile senator

For Halloween I will be going as "[sexy] looming threat of global nuclear war"

Fuck this stupid piece of shit president and his entire fanbase.

This has been a Nuanced Take

"Platforms tend to optimize for advertising revenue, prioritizing attention-grabbing or feel-good content. Designing robust reward mechanisms to curate content that keeps people informed rather than entertained remains a problem."

Kind of misses the point, lack of curation is why I'm here.

Trying to follow some more people cause I read this article and started feeling very defensive about Mastodon

https://www.wired.com/story/decentralized-social-networks-sound-great-too-bad-theyll-never-work/

I'd rather fuck
who I want
than kill
who I am told to

is just virtue signaling to god

out of fear of violent retaliation in the afterlife

that's fucked up man

The year is 2025. The phrase "hacking up a lung" has taken on a new meaning involving ransomware

"Why are gaming communities so shit," I scream into the void

C9 needs more SingSing 🙃

Body: let's eat a whole bag of chocolate

Me: Ok seems good

Body: great now let's work out

Anyone have recommendations for some girly electropop music?

Free idea: a shop that makes those steel roses called Petal to the Metal

One person on the thread responded "I have friends/family that will die if this bill passes," and he literally said "This is nothing more than an appeal to emotion"

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I hope he ends up in some horrible situation and has to ask for help and someone tells him that his asking for help is "nothing more than an appeal to emotion" and walks away

[But I don't actually wish that because I'm not a dick???]

Someone posted about going to an ACA repeal protest on my college's alumni FB page.

The only dissenter was this one dude saying he was for the bill because, and I quote, "resources should not be taken from some to provide individual benefits to others".

I'm realizing the only way you can have conservative views is to pretend time started when you were born. Or in like the early 1900s. So long as it's after white people were done stealing land and enslaving people (in the US).

[willingness to abuse] power begets power

fuck everything

But!

I made a thing, which is what counts in my mind