Aaron @slapula@mastodon.technology

That unexplained #gab outage was related to them getting completely and thoroughly owned via SQL injection. What a 🤡 show... For a moment there I was worried #mastodon might have shared the vulnerability due to their forked codebase. No, it's just a bunch of right wingers being incompetent.

Can someone sell me on #gemini? I've been seeing it discussed here on fedi and I'm not quite sure what to think of it.

Today, I found a spectacular #aeropress recipe that really brings out all the flavors of my #coffee. It also appears to extract so my caffeine that I believe I've awakened my pineal gland. #FromBeyond

Rush Limbaugh is dead. Good. He poisoned the minds of millions including my parents (which in turn poisoned me). It took me ~30 years to work out the damage that was done. People are the sum of their legacy and Rush's legacy was terrible one. It is my sincere hope that his family is constantly reminded of it so that they can fully understand who they are mourning.

Why is it that #ffxiv has such unpronounceable NPC names? Like, I *hear* them spoken in cutscenes and I still can't twist my tongue enough to make these letter salads work.

My first winter in #Tulsa and I have to deal with frozen pipes (and a house with practically no insulation). Fun times.

Me: humming Rockwell's "Somebody's watching me"

Also me: I'm watching myself from outside my body

#cancelculture is pretty awesome