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@ak @netkitty

every few months I get support calls when someone is WFH and they have had a kitten jump on the laptop keyboard and press the key combination that turns the screen sideways 😸

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"Every single time we go to production"

submitted by LengthinessWise5762

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"If you want to write fast software, use a slow computer" - Dominic Tarr

I have always loved this quote and lived by its message long before I found it so succinctly put. Thanks again, Dominic.

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This is a very manual retweet/repeat/whathaveyou from Twitter from https://twitter.com/c0nc0rdance/status/1484895108688498692, which is a post (or "tweet") consisting of the attached image with the caption "Always limit your global variable changes."
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Verb Tenses for Internet Searching

1. I google; I am googling; I googled
2. I bing; I am binging; I bung
3. I duckduckgo; I am duckduckgoing; I duckduckwent

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Wow look at this app measuring my fatigue levels. Who even uses periods instead of dashes. What even is this date format

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If you're unable to cry, dont worry. Crying sucks too.

If you didn't share your covid conspiracies, my father would be alive. He had a pre-existing lung condition. Any little breathing problem can fuck him up. Then he started worshipping trump. Then he started thinking the whole covid thing was a conspiracy by every hospital and every goverment around the world. Then he died.

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