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"No."
"No? You can't say no. You are the Chosen One!"
"Don't I get a choice?"
"You were chosen by Fate! It's your destiny to-"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Nothing that demands sacrifice is worth fighting for. Only what lets you choose it."
"Would you, if we asked?"
"Would you accept a no?"
#MicroFiction #SmallStories

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mew! *drops a tiny toy computer mouse at your feet* mrrew! 🖱️ :netkitty_face:

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@ak @netkitty

every few months I get support calls when someone is WFH and they have had a kitten jump on the laptop keyboard and press the key combination that turns the screen sideways 😸

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"Every single time we go to production"

submitted by LengthinessWise5762

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"If you want to write fast software, use a slow computer" - Dominic Tarr

I have always loved this quote and lived by its message long before I found it so succinctly put. Thanks again, Dominic.

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This is a very manual retweet/repeat/whathaveyou from Twitter from https://twitter.com/c0nc0rdance/status/1484895108688498692, which is a post (or "tweet") consisting of the attached image with the caption "Always limit your global variable changes."
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@ctbrec On debian stable I get an error when running "server-linux.sh start":

HttpServer has been compiled by a more recent version of the Java Runtime (class file version 60.0), this version of the Java Runtime only recognizes class file versions up to 55.0

Is this just a debian being old problem?

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Verb Tenses for Internet Searching

1. I google; I am googling; I googled
2. I bing; I am binging; I bung
3. I duckduckgo; I am duckduckgoing; I duckduckwent

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Wow look at this app measuring my fatigue levels. Who even uses periods instead of dashes. What even is this date format

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