Me: **Has broken 17 button mouse.

Her: You can have this mouse ((offers 8 button mouse))

Me: *scoffs* Thanks, but that's like a baby's toy.

Me: **Orders new 17 button mouse.

Mouse: Has three extra surprise buttons. TWENTY BUTTON MOUSE!

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@saramg Have you thought about just adding a mouse sensor on the bottom of your keyboard?

@deshipu This reply was delightful, and has brought joy to my day.

old heineken commercial 


I must've seen that Bohemian Rhapsody clip a thousand times. Today is the first time my brain connected it to this old Heineken ad:

@saramg I loaned my 17-button mouse to my wife for a bit. Have yet to use it. She thinks the button count is overkill...

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