(cough) i’m all for a good curmudgeonly rant, but C has been able to do this since C99, which is now old enough to drink. are you compiling this on a pdp11? https://mastodon.technology/media/cre_cvJSCN7W4z_bMaw
never heard of lmdb before! seems to be a faster version of flat-file b+tree, similar to the old "sleepycat" db... https://github.com/LMDB/lmdb
however... are we serious about it being all one giant C file that's ELEVEN THOUSAND LINES LONG?! 😂
wait wait wait wait wait
why is the red button *second* from the left?!
the red button was *record*, you—!
get off my lawn! https://mastodon.technology/media/mX70cs7iv9QhwbNX_2w
why do big companies still do this? https://mastodon.technology/media/7CzGX-2fItGLFvOL4Og
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