but what if -- and just hear me out on this -- the parking lot *wasn't* full of fences and 25 meter tall poles?

I'm going to buy another keyboard because I have a problem

uspol 

what the balls? are you worried about the C compiler having a broken "if" statement?

I'm not sure why, but my brother and his wife are about to eat a chunk of their 23 year old frozen wedding cake

dude. broski. elm is almost certainly older than you are. it's "ready". what's happened is that email is dying, not that elm never got "ready". ffs

@OCRbot mastodon.technology/media/rQpV

this is bunk. c# may be a great language now (i have no idea) but at the time, it was well understood to be a clone response to the threat of java to microsoft

@OCRbot mastodon.technology/media/mIti

cool I've never received a single lone congratulation before

uhhhh... rust? ... you doing ok, buddy?

(this is the arm equivalent of:
X := 256MB
Y := 256MB
IF X >= Y THEN SKIP THE NEXT TWO PAGES OF CODE SO WHY DID WE EMIT IT AT ALL)

omg my fitbit thought I was sleeping the whole time we re-watched the game of thrones season 7 finale 🤣

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