Robey ☠️ @robey@mastodon.technology

but what if -- and just hear me out on this -- the parking lot *wasn't* full of fences and 25 meter tall poles?

unfortunately, as you know, gtk

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I'm going to buy another keyboard because I have a problem

found on the internet

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uhhhhhhh there's naive and then there's this

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this is a real page on wikipedia

I might never get used to life in the south bay

what the balls? are you worried about the C compiler having a broken "if" statement?

I'm not sure why, but my brother and his wife are about to eat a chunk of their 23 year old frozen wedding cake

dude. broski. elm is almost certainly older than you are. it's "ready". what's happened is that email is dying, not that elm never got "ready". ffs

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cursed artifact

this is bunk. c# may be a great language now (i have no idea) but at the time, it was well understood to be a clone response to the threat of java to microsoft

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cool I've never received a single lone congratulation before

Berlin!

lol why in the flying fuck would the bros feel the need to weigh in on this?

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uhhhh... rust? ... you doing ok, buddy?

(this is the arm equivalent of:
X := 256MB
Y := 256MB
IF X >= Y THEN SKIP THE NEXT TWO PAGES OF CODE SO WHY DID WE EMIT IT AT ALL)

should we send someone over to check on the Java family?

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omg my fitbit thought I was sleeping the whole time we re-watched the game of thrones season 7 finale 🤣