Robey ☠️ @robey@mastodon.technology

excuse you?

by the way, hello from san josé during the plague year!

first attempt at making steamed pork buns!

... and the punchline

one of the oldest stories! a chestnut, a true classic!

amazon reviews crack me up sometimes... "hard to assemble" with this photo attached.

bro, your cabinet is literally flying out of the room, don't worry about writing a review just yet!

_gasp_ oh no!!!

lol was this worth the pain of making us deal with your enforced layout?

death penalty when? for forcing your readers to scroll endlessly up and down an enforced-2-column layout

sometimes i look at how readily people will take something simple and make it overly complex and i just want to yell "what is wrong with you? who hurt you?"

attention @mdszy

homemade hamburger helper (sausage stroganoff) with homemade naan

i feel like this is a question only asked by people who have not tried to use round-robin DNS before

*chef's kiss*

signs in my park about how to play in the time of pandemic

(via birdsite) there was an attached article but i think it was behind some kind of paywall

this weirdly juxtaposed album cover really spoke to me as a child

`numbers.exists(_ % 2 == 1)`

let’s not get too fancy folx https://mastodon.technology/media/bwdysIJAB-Z0jjIPyEo

from a neighbor https://mastodon.technology/media/TcWKQ-RSy71q4lsRqIw