reading this blog post from nextcloud, extolling how "scalable" their php stack is... really makes me reconsider my nextcloud installation
not because of ill will toward php people! ... just because anyone who thinks "i can run my front-end on multiple machines" means "it is now scalable" is pretty clueless about server infrastructure :(
me last night: "ok a half hour of skyrim before bed"
[game launches, mid dungeon]
me: "oh i'm too full to pick up this treasure"
[backtrack to outside]
[fast travel to discombobulate a new magic weapon and learn its secrets]
[fast travel to the 3 shops that still have money to buy various things from me]
[fast travel back to the dungeon entrance]
me: "welp that's a half hour. bedtime!"
A wizard appears. He looks grumpy.