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makes me want to yeet all the computers in to the ocean

werk + 

werk + 

alc, werk 

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2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

take me down to managed code city where the stacks are huge but the objects are pretty

what is dead may never die??? 




this took far longer than I'd care to admit

vtable in the back
pointers in the stack
rax is fat slack
got the heap that's matched black

cats can have a little object reference not set to instance of object

rob boosted

some malaphors I think about:

-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush

goddamn it, every time I come to the US I bring this power adapter thing, and every time it's useless because it doesn't accept grounded connections.

One day I'll remember it's just dead weight...

love it when I say to my bank that I'm going to the US, then I try to pay for a hotel while in the US and they block my card

there are few greater reliefs than having a hot shower after a long time on aeroplanes.

now I need to decide whether or not I go full trash mode and just don't shave for a few weeks, or try and retain an air of "not a complete shambles of a person"

super annoying too, it's sitting on the bathroom counter in its case. I put it there, brushed my teeth then packed my toothbrush

Oh boy, 3 week trip away and I left my shaver at home

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