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the fucking devs forgot to install counter-strike source

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Oh my God, Becky.
Look at this pull request.
I mean, this commit, it's just so small.
I can't believe it's just so concise,
like it's well thought out.
It's just so... good.

I like small DIFFS, and I cannot lie.
You other hackers can deny,
But when a patch comes in with an itty-bitty count,
and that bug fix in your face
You hit MERGE.

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USPOL 

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Work 

Work 

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If it's easier for me to navigate your website by editing the URL than by pressing the navigation buttons you messed up

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work+ 

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πŸ‘ Use πŸ‘ paper πŸ‘ ballots πŸ‘ for πŸ‘ voting πŸ‘ and πŸ‘ count πŸ‘ manually πŸ‘

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doesnt help that all the top responses about structs on stack overflow are like "dont use structs unless you absolutely have to" shut up you object oriented nerds i will stuff you in a locker

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icefrog: pay me to make dota for you
blizzard: no
icefrog: ok
*valve makes billions on dota*
blizzard: clearly the problem here is that we allowed people to own their modding ideas.

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This rocks. Backblaze donates $15,600 back to its libcurl open source library dependency, with this message.

daniel.haxx.se/blog/2020/01/14

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"Add 80 cents for carbon neutral delivery?"

ah yes guilt the consumer into think they're somehow responsible for this when maybe you should just put the money in yourself fuckers

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So the reason I joined Mastodon, ironically enough, was because of Wil Wheaton and Chris Kluwe. Neither of them are in this platform anymore, but here I am. Suck it, nerds. 😎

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caps 

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Not playing videogames anymore because any time I ask for advice I get told to join the fucking discord. I will not join the discord. I will never join the discord. Put your knowledge base on something more accessible than a third party messaging app that could disappear at any moment you walking pairs of clown shoes

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nothing warms my heart more than seeing New York parents teaching their kids how to jaywalk properly

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