Was setting up my new arch box, installed zsh and enabled the vi bindings like a fool.
How the hell does anyone use that?

let it be known that we were staying home before it was cool

corona, chuck tingle (lewd) 

Chuck Tingle has come to our rescue. He has released not one but TWO FREE tinglers regarding the current state of emehrgency:

"Not Pounded By Anything While I Practice Responsible Social Distancing"

and

"The Physical Manifestation of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off"

You're welcome: chucktingle.com/getwellsoon.ht

Lmao Amazon is spamming their job offers again to Sydney developers

"Do you want to relocate to Seattle with the amazing work culture of the united States?"

FUCK NO ill take all the minor inconveniences of Sydney over the actual horror of life in the US, Amazon Dev income or no

uspol/lewd 

More public transit/service tops!

the moral of the story is: eventually the rain will come and wash your car for you

if you want people to work harder for you, for ZERO financial incentive, you gotta make them at least LIKE YOU. and im sorry but i simply don’t like you, and neither do my teammates, and we are not in any way motivated to collectively do any better than we have been (which is honestly not altogether bad, just not the most excellent). it was a waste of payroll that served no purpose.
im not saying i have all the answers but i have had better leaders and i can spot the fucking difference.

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The fighting game tier system is so superior to numbered rankings in all things.

For instance, my favourite Burger joints:
S: Marys, Down n Out
A: Bar Luca, bettys burger, 5 Points
B: north, ribs n burgers
C: hungry jacks, maccas
F: those homemade diner ones with stale buns from Coles and meat that hasnt cooked through

I don't think bondi beach has any sand on it. Its all dead tourist skin

haiku 

I do not have the
Slightest fucking intention
To fix that printer

Its a shame that I want to make a crossposting app for masto + bird site since to do that I have to do frontend development of some sort and BARF

Dragon Quest XI is a fun light hearted game with the exception of a certain fucked up b plot in the second act who comes up with this shit

if you stan for the triceratops while the styracosaurus is right there you're a fucking idiot. sorry I don't make the rules

it has come to my attention that japan has a detective with a butt for a face

Does anyone know a good cmake tutorial? A lot of them start in the middle and don't really explain project structure or how I should be adding the includes in the c code to make it line up.

You shouldn't call Howard Schultz a billionaire, he's right.

You should call him a labour parasite

so is anyone doing the movim thing? or the diaspora thing?

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