You shouldn't call Howard Schultz a billionaire, he's right.

You should call him a labour parasite

so is anyone doing the movim thing? or the diaspora thing?

2012: low powered netbooks for internet browsing
2018: browsing the internet is one of the most resource intensive tasks you can do on a computer

Almost as dumb as the time UNSW built a bell tower and forgot to put a bell in it

So they named a place in Australia Newcastle and never bothered building a new castle there what the fuck

The cow is actually a mutant fuelled by latent fascism

So ppl what is the best effective option in your opinion: prgmr, digital option, linode..

Reminder: every Mastodon instance is stored safely as a pattern and a matter stream in Fort Knox where, in the event of a nuclear attack, all rich people will swim, Scrooge McDuck-esque, through their conceptual spacetime

Hi everyone I just switched over to lineageOS without properly backing up or disabling 2fa and promptly ruined a whole heap of my own shit like an idiot don't be like me

GOD: abraham, your son, isaac, you gotta cancel him sis

ABRAHAM: thou will be the the tea, my Lord

ABRAHAM: *raises knife to kill Isaac*

GOD: lmao chief this ain’t it *points to a goat or a lamb or something i dont remember*

ISAAC: gonna be a yikes from me

I’m Squid President and I endorse Spooky Skeleton for Congress.

"You wouldn't download a car!"

Two things:
1. You don't know me
2. Fuck you

as a millennial, I was drawn like a moth to this oversized glowing avocado

When is Consolas or Inconsolata going to support ligatures?

Bunch of psychopaths popping up having a cry that people have a stance against their bigotry in a code of conduct. Grow up.

Any mastodon clients that support wear os? Yes, i wasted money on a smartwatch

there are only two genders: the brazilian digimon opening and the german naruto opening

They should rename Siri to Ciri and just have her cuss you out in Polish whenever you ask her something

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This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either! We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and have documented a list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface, Brian!, and Daniel Glus as moderators. Hosting costs are largely covered by our generous supporters on Patreon – thanks for all the help!