consider: instead of making neural nets, you could make super simple chat clients not take up an entire gigabyte of ram

Doctors: Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor.

Programmers:
*sideways glance*
*look straight forward, pretend not to have heard*

jasonrobinson.me/content/7c748…

♲ @jaywink@jasonrobinson.me:

This probably made me laugh a bit too much than it should have done 😁



#programming

If you put your programming article up behind the paywall on Medium.com instead of on your own blog, you are not a true hacker, and will not hear the horns of freedom when you die, and the blinkenlights of Das Komputermaschine will not shine above your grave.

Did you know, you can narrow down the suggestions from the firefox address bar using the following characters :

^ to search for matches in your browsing history.
* to search for matches in your bookmarks.
+ to search for matches in pages you’ve tagged.
% to search for matches in your currently open tabs.
# to search for matches in page titles.
$ to search for matches in web addresses (URLs).
? to search for matches in suggestions.

Any sufficiently powerful IT system management tool is indistinguishable from an advanced persistent threat

Am I surprised that an instruction to stay 2 metres away from people in public for the well-being of others hasn't been widely followed?

No.

I'm a cyclist.

Internet, COVID-related 

Facebook/Instagram will reduce video quality in Europe to take some load off the internet, too (Netflix and youtube already have)

How about everyone shutting down Advertisments and tracking, wouldn't that help, too? :D

Big shoutout to the anti-vax crowd, though, hope you're all enjoying this delightful taste test of the world you've wanted all these years.

everyone fucking SUCKS at programming. holy fucking hell you people are fucking terrible at this shit.

I'm procrastinating on last-minute studying, also I keep getting weird bg colours generated for me

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I can't remember if I ever posted these here but a while ago I spent literally 6 months handstitching an 8-foot-long giant squid plushie and it's the best fucking thing I've ever done. Their name is Vandermeer and they like cuddles

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