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regexcrossword.com/ # Regex based crossword puzzle. It's good fun practice and keeps you sharp. Plus you can tell your boss it's professional development time. But seriously, try to get some real work done today too. Thanks @scott_orr

Die Weihnachtssaisson ist eingeläutet: es gibt jetzt Lebkuchen zu kaufen!

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There may be nothing more satisfying in coding than finding a clean abstraction that simplifies your code

… except finding a way to *remove* a layer of abstraction and simplifying your code even more!

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Coworker: "Hey, did you know there's an entire Linux program called sendmail? That's so cool!"

Me: ....
Me: ....
Me: "Yes, it's been there since the 80s."

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wait, wait, wait…

i could simply run my browser in a #cgroup and never give it more than 40% CPU, because, fuck your shitty JavaScript on your stupid website!

"Talk dirty to me, baby!"

"I'm compiling without stack protection!"

*uuuuuuh*

Grade mal meine private Website neu designed. Mit Hugo macht das echt Spass!

Was ist eigentlich der Plural von "Regional Express"?

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When the Eclipse Foundation releases a Go package, it's called something like "github.com/eclipse/paho.mqtt.golang".

Of course it is... what is it with Java programmers and their love for fucked up naming schemes?

Searching in with is so crazy fast. Even on GB-sized data.

Menschen, die mich im Internet siezen, sind mir suspekt.

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My gf's learning html. Nobody told her that vim's a strange tool for genius programmers, so I just told her it was a normal tool, showed her insert and escape, then let her get on with it.

Half an hour later, I showed her another vim command.

Someone with almost zero education, who can't type properly, is programming in vim because nobody told her it was difficult. I know people who can program in Haskell who aren't sure if they can do vim.

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