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Only think about one thing at a time. Don't get greedy. Nice little fluffy clouds laying around in the sky being lazy.
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No worries. No cares. Just float and wait for the wind to blow you around. And I know you're saying, 'Oh Bob, you've done it this time.' And you may be right. Maybe there's a happy little bush that lives right there.

Two months of MoviePass viewing. I dig the history function on this app. Also, just got out of RBG and it's a great documentary.

Revisiting an old plugin I wrote when I was a newly professional programmer 2+ years ago. Old me made some dumb mistakes but old me was also really good at commenting so future me wouldn't be confused by old me's code. Current me could learn something from old me.

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There we go. Put light against light - you have nothing. Put dark against dark - you have nothing. It's the contrast of light and dark that each give the other one meaning. Everybody needs a friend.

I unabashedly adore every Star Wars movie, which means that when I've been giving glowing reviews of Solo, everyone's been like, "Yeah, but is it actually good?" Guys, it is GREAT.

TFW you're the only person in the theater who laughs at the Rob Liefeld joke.

Tonight, gonna attempt to MoviePass Deadpool.

I am ridiculously excited to see Solo tomorrow. CHEWBACCA, MY SWEET WOOKIEE BABY.

Just when I think I've extricated myself from PHP projects another one comes my way. ๐Ÿ˜„ I don't mind them, but my strength is definitely not on the back-end.

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we finally did it. humanity's greatest accomplishment

For the past 24 hours I've been obsessed with the idea of buying an electric vehicle despite having no place to plug in at my condo and needing to aggressively save for a house down payment.

Today we were going to go see RBG, but because we didn't want to deal with the rain (got completely soaked at Magic Kingdom last night), instead watched Spaceballs, an abusively obnoxious Adam Sandler Netflix movie, and Revenge of the Sith.

What is my life.

The ending of "it's a small world" is a JavaScript app?!

If I had seen this in person I would've been so twitchy!

Source: reddit.com/r/WaltDisneyWorld/c

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As my son Steve says, just 'smoosh' it in there. It's not a real word, but people seem to know what it means.

I was very lucky to get to see Bill Nye speak at the Dr. Phillips Center last night.

Best takeaway of the night, advice given to a 6th grade science teacher (paraphrased): "The best thing you can give your students is your passion for science. Also algebra."

Best moment of the night: When he called up Neil DeGrasse Tyson to clarify an answer about white dwarfs and black holes and Neil joked that Bill (again paraphrased) "pulled an answer out of his ass." ๐Ÿคฃ

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