GF: what the heck is this?
Me: does it smell like privilege?
GF: it's got lavender, thyme and white musk
Me: as in Elon Musk?
GF: *sniffs* oh my God it does smell like an ivy league school!
Me: *sniffs* dusty.

I swear to HECK if pizza hut isn't angling to get advertising rights to SpaceBalls for Pizza The Hut I'll be PISSED.

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