Programmer guy, #golang, #ethereum, Big Goob™
MY DOG IS SO GOOD.
GF: what the heck is this?Me: does it smell like privilege? GF: it's got lavender, thyme and white muskMe: as in Elon Musk? GF: *sniffs* oh my God it does smell like an ivy league school! Me: *sniffs* dusty.
Me when I get any kind of notification.
I swear to HECK if pizza hut isn't angling to get advertising rights to SpaceBalls for Pizza The Hut I'll be PISSED.
Me: *Avoids doing work*Time Tracker:
Me when I'm about to drop a toot into the fediverse.
also me today.
Anyone else want some Toast'em™ Pop-ups™?
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Need for Sleep 5: "I should go to bed"
What good are spoons when you feel the call of the vöid?
Embrace the Sqüish. The Sqüish Ünderstands me.
Tooted without comment.
The only two genders.
This chart always makes my day, and hopefully it makes yours too!
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