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๐Ÿ‘ŒOther people's stale memes
๐Ÿ™ƒ My own brain garbage
๐Ÿ˜  Complaining about Visual Studio
๐Ÿ’ป An occasional computer thing

It's hilarious seeing people trying to make pan-and-scan portrait videos of horizontal content.

The extremely scary midwestern demon, the Baahabadoouk.

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The real horror story is this boyfriend. He's the absolute worst. A complete idiot in the worst way. I hope a demon eats him. She can do better. Date the demon instead, he's more respectful of her feelings.

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Watching Paranormal Activity with the girlfriend.
Her: aaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAAA! Childhood photo in the attic? Scariest shit of my entire life.
Me: Weger. Wegie Board. Wega Borad.

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Vim is so satisfying to learn because you don't have to install anything new. Like when you learn a new command you can try it instantly.

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๐Ÿ’ฌ "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Thomas Watson, president of IBM, 1943

๐Ÿ’ฌ "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Ken Olsen, founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977

๐Ÿ’ฌ "I predict the Internet will soon go spectacularly supernova and in 1996 catastrophically collapse."
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Robert Metcalfe, founder of 3Com, 1995

๐Ÿ’ฌ "People donโ€™t want to run their own servers, and never will."
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Moxie Marlinspike, founder of Signal messenger, 2022

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the boys are back in town, but not only has the town been irreversibly changed, so too have the boys. the boys can never truly return to town.

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แ‘ แ‘Œ แ‘Ž แ•ฎ แ‘Œ แ—ฏ แ‘Œ

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#Gitea is joining the fediverse ๐ŸŽ‰ We can now announce we've been accepted into the #NLnet funding round that we applied to. nlnet.nl/project/Gitea/

Thank you to @NGIZero @dachary @forgefriends and so many others for getting us to this point.

We are very much looking forward to many wonderful things that federation within forges can support.

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