@tootleapp I have a problem since a couple of App or OS versions where I accidentally invoke a lot of links while scrolling. If I’m scrolling the link shouldn’t be counted as tapped.

the difference between twitter and mastodon is that on twitter people are engaging with idiots who think the Civil War was about "states' rights", whereas on mastodon we have a sophisticated debate over whether the loch ness monster has a high enough sperm count to impregnate me

]BREAKING] The Mastodon Network has been crippled by a Wasabi outage, leaving people unable to post memes.

"F*ck this, I'm going back to Facebook" one man said, desperate for boomer memes.

We are monitoring the situation. #FNN

medicine PSA 

Aus der Zwischenzeit:
*NICHTS* für schwache Nerven.
Diese Grafik zeigt auf, was wir wirklich bei der CO2-Vermeidung umsetzen müssen...

I know I bang on about this a lot but there is a surprising number of people who are not aware of their vaccination history and may not be covered. If you're at all unsure, ask your doctors surgery to look at your records and find out if you have any missing that can be given as an adult. I was told I was covered by some by family (mmr, tetanus etc) but not others, it turned out the only one I've had in my life was tetanus.

With measles on the rise its important to check you're part of the solution, adding to herd immunity, and not a potential patient.

uspol 

A wild @peertube appears!

We ❤️ PeerTube and are working on better Pixelfed integration!

#pixelfed #peertube

Aus der Zwischenzeit:
"Ich will nicht verzichten!" - Christian Lindner

"Mach mal 'ne Pause, Kind!" - Harald Schmidt

"Sie wirkt wie ein sehr glückliches junges Mädchen" - Donald Trump

Männer sind einfach viel zu emotional für Politik.

Aus der Zwischenzeit:
<merke>
ES IST NICHT DIE AUFGABE EINER 16-JÄHRIGEN, DEN ERWACHSENEN LÖSUNGEN FÜR DEREN FEHLER AUFZUZEIGEN.

ES IST NICHT DIE AUFGABE EINER 16-JÄHRIGEN, DEN ERWACHSENEN LÖSUNGEN FÜR DEREN FEHLER AUFZUZEIGEN.

ES IST NICHT DIE AUFGABE EINER 16-JÄHRIGEN, DEN ERWACHSENEN LÖSUNGEN FÜR DEREN FEHLER AUFZUZEIGEN.

ES IST NICHT DIE AUFGABE EINER 16-JÄHRIGEN, DEN ERWACHSENEN LÖSUNGEN FÜR DEREN FEHLER AUFZUZEIGEN.
</merke>

yay, people are still spreading fud on twitter about mac app notarization

for the last time, it does not require a paid account and there is no approval process

uspol 

uspol  

Lmao I have pissed off some people by saying stop painting rocks and pebbles with acrylic paint and leaving them in nature spaces.

It's become such a popular thing here, especially with tourists, and every one I've seen has been painted with acrylic. Plastic. They're taking things out of nature, covering them in plastic and putting them back. This is apparently a method of appreciating and connecting with nature.

Apple stuff 

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