Melvin Gundlach @melgu@mastodon.technology

Hass ist nicht angeboren!

the difference between twitter and mastodon is that on twitter people are engaging with idiots who think the Civil War was about "states' rights", whereas on mastodon we have a sophisticated debate over whether the loch ness monster has a high enough sperm count to impregnate me

]BREAKING] The Mastodon Network has been crippled by a Wasabi outage, leaving people unable to post memes.

"F*ck this, I'm going back to Facebook" one man said, desperate for boomer memes.

We are monitoring the situation. #FNN

even if you are young and have a healthy immune system, its responsible to get a flu shot because you could transmit the virus to someone its much more dangerous to. the flu kills a shit ton of people with compromised immune systems every year

Aus der Zwischenzeit:
*NICHTS* für schwache Nerven.
Diese Grafik zeigt auf, was wir wirklich bei der CO2-Vermeidung umsetzen müssen...

Good fucking god, he's gone from privately asking for political help from foreign countries to publicly doing so

https://www.npr.org/2019/10/03/766801353/trump-publicly-calls-for-china-and-ukraine-to-investigate-bidens

I know I bang on about this a lot but there is a surprising number of people who are not aware of their vaccination history and may not be covered. If you're at all unsure, ask your doctors surgery to look at your records and find out if you have any missing that can be given as an adult. I was told I was covered by some by family (mmr, tetanus etc) but not others, it turned out the only one I've had in my life was tetanus.

With measles on the rise its important to check you're part of the solution, adding to herd immunity, and not a potential patient.

on the one hand, i enjoy watching trump melt down publicly

on the other hand, the fucking president of the united states having a public meltdown is really scary

A wild @peertube appears!

We ❤️ PeerTube and are working on better Pixelfed integration!

#pixelfed #peertube

Aus der Zwischenzeit:
"Ich will nicht verzichten!" - Christian Lindner

"Mach mal 'ne Pause, Kind!" - Harald Schmidt

"Sie wirkt wie ein sehr glückliches junges Mädchen" - Donald Trump

Männer sind einfach viel zu emotional für Politik.

Aus der Zwischenzeit:
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Das fickt gerade komplett meine Synapsen!

Guter Punkt!

yay, people are still spreading fud on twitter about mac app notarization

for the last time, it does not require a paid account and there is no approval process

The Speaker of the House has formally announced the opening of an impeachment investigation into the Trump administration.

"The President must be held accountable. No one is above the law."

About damn time.

The White House released a version of the transcript of the call between Trump and the President of Ukraine, which they emphasized is not verbatim. If what they think is the best version of the story is this damming, then what else is there that’s even worse?

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/25/us/politics/ukraine-transcript-trump.html

Lmao I have pissed off some people by saying stop painting rocks and pebbles with acrylic paint and leaving them in nature spaces.

It's become such a popular thing here, especially with tourists, and every one I've seen has been painted with acrylic. Plastic. They're taking things out of nature, covering them in plastic and putting them back. This is apparently a method of appreciating and connecting with nature.

Steve Troughton-Smith is saying he's not going to release any of his Catalyst apps because they don't share a record with the iOS apps. Really?

It's like he's trying to find reasons not to release things. I've never seen him release or update an app. He seems to make a lot of prototypes, but every so often he'll make a fuss about not releasing them because of X, Y, or Z that Apple's doing wrong. Does he expect people to believe that he was ever planning to release them?