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imagine if when a post with an @-mention in it were boosted, the person who got @-mentioned was notified again

my goal every NNN is being the first person to fail it

advent of code day 1 part 1 spoiler 

j seems like apl for people with non whacko keyboards

slowing and pitch shifting all my posts to make them sound all

:hacker_v: :hacker_a: :hacker_p: :hacker_o: :hacker_r: :hacker_w: :hacker_a: :hacker_v: :hacker_e:

hot take 

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class structure
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anticapitalist OOP programmer

apparently it's pretty weakly caffeinated stuff anyway

so apparently caffeinated bottled water is a thing now

i wonder how they even do that given how caffeine is not very soluble in water

yeah it's literally still the second most expensive spice, second only to saffron

i mean shit

vanilla is still expensive

we can just make fake vanilla now

it's pretty goofy how "vanilla" is used to describe things that are "plain" given how, for much of history, vanilla was an incredibly expensive spice and anything that used it was something special

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“Put some stank on it!!!” My new catch phrase :-)

every algorithm runs O(1) because there is some constant time that it will take to execute and you can figure out that constant time once it's done executing, assuming it halts at some point

oh boy my apartment complex has a christmas decoration contest

can anyone guess what i definitely won't be doing

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