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would be hilarious to collect customer service chat transcripts and make a markov bot that sounds like a shitty chat service rep

oh boy oh howdy there's a cancellation fee

apparently spectrum will pay off cancellation fees tho so i'll look into that

"Just for my records
is there anyone else at this address that might be interested on keeping the service active"

like uh

like i have roommates and I'm canceling without their consent?

"What prompted you to look at a competitor?"

"That doesn't matter, I want to cancel my service."

like you're not getting me back dinguses, i already switched, your time is over, big rip

let's try shitty isp support chat for canceling my service :^)

mfw i actually made this last night and it wasn't some weird fever dream


me: scolds someone for spending 30 minutes on a really dumb fucking forth dialect

also me: ports that same dialect to go and then turns it into a mastodon bot

walp should sleep

i'll stop trying to break bots for the night

making dumbass little web pages that run everything in the browser is so great because i don't have to care about people breaking things

literally just threw my stupid keybase shitcoins at the first person to message me in the mechanical keyboards keybase group

fuckin spamcoins

Just another hard day's work at the 'DNS over :hacker_l: :hacker_m: :hacker_a: :hacker_o: :hacker_g: :hacker_o: :hacker_t: :hacker_t: :hacker_e: :hacker_m:? I sure hope it does!' factory

actually that'll be later don't feel like it just this second

there's a warning about all the rain we're going to get tomorrow and thursday and since it's been raining, it could flood because the ground is saturated

they call the event

"Hydrologic Outlook"

not like

"Heavy Rain Advisory" or anything


"Hydrologic Outlook"

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