"You have to sell yourself!"
does that mean i can do it like a startup and charge billions of dollars without having to actually do anything
because if so who wants to buy me
got an elevator pitch for yourself?
@jackdaw_ruiz how strong do you think i am? i can't pitch a fucking elevator
okay, you gotta frame this better if you want investors.
try saying "we predict i'll be able to pitch an elevator by Q3 2021."
@jackdaw_ruiz how many blockchains do i have to toss in?
@mdszy careful, you'll be working off that billion-dollar debt to elon in the martian energy mines for the rest of your life. which is a long time because you are a skeleton.
@brion oh fuck
@mdszy I guess that's when u marry for the money??
@mdszy I can pay 5 cates
@mdszy I like your thinking.
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